Melanie

@taylorswift13 realizing tonight you might have the star power to move Super Bowl Sunday to a reasonable Saturday night game. Much appreciated for any help you can provide….working class 9-5’er.

“Everyone is a feminist until there is a spider around” 🙋‍♀️

Grateful for this father-son duo! My backyard is <chefs kiss>

Hey guys just a reminder that Q2 is almost over and you haven't come remotely close to hitting your goals and everyone is out of the office this week and next so you will not accomplish a single thing so you should just give up now

I have identity protection which monitors my accounts on the dark web. 10 days ago, I got alerted my Twitter info was spotted. FYI for others. Since April, I have received at least one scam spam DM daily from mostly accounts with blue checks. Is anyone still real on here?

@theome Your engagement in a conversation is so enthusiastic, authentic, and compassionate. I always walk away with no doubts that you were yourself and that person enjoyed being my friend. It puts me all in my “trespass hug” feels. 10/10 love you

Congrats @Lj_era8 so proud of you for staying true to yourself!

Thanks for the flying home Friday feels @AUStinAirport with some live music by SkeTch!

Flying to Austin, TX today and my initial flight was delayed by 90 minutes only to learn that my second flight was delayed by an hour.

You are a different breed of human if you regularly choose to drive into Manhattan, NYC, for work. What an incredible and harrowing experience.

March Madness Commercials > Super Bowl Commercials

My credit score is going down because I haven’t taken out a new loan/credit card in the last few years. Ridiculous system.

Everyone wants to be in a #MarchMadness bracket pool, but no one wants to host a bracket pool.

First time I’ve been at a bar that had a designated Irish Whiskey list. It will not be my last time here @ParasolsNOLA

One for all the ages

Got an exclusive invite today for next years #MardiGras

I’m at a bar watching both Murder She Wrote and Biker Mice from Mars…#TGIF

32 Grammys. The most ever. There will never be another Beyoncé. Black History, indeed.

@nathanyothers @BradleyDetro @ElleB128 Fuck yes!!! You are crushing it rn

@lknight0617 Helping a friend

@Knightime25 What's with the cats?

I got a new home office coworker who is already telling me, “that’s not my job.”