Kris🐐

I still remember that afternoon in Owerri, 2023. My guy Emeka called me aside and said he was selling his Benz and his plot of land. I asked him, "Guy, for what?" He said he was sending his babe to the UK for her Masters. I told him he was taking a huge risk. But Emeka? He just smiled. He had faith. 🙏🏾🇳🇬 #Owerri #TrueLove #Sacrifice

Mazi Gburugburu ‼️

@PosiSog @jon_d_doe I swear bro

@KrisJr01 @jon_d_doe No be wahala you con put yourself like this 😂😂😂😂

Dear young men, Please peak all your sleeping around at 30, and find a wife. You have approximately 5 years from 30 to do this. You'll never fuck enough girls, even when you marry a wife. But find your wife first, and you may wish to continue your philandering later. End.

@NitanTreats_ @jon_d_doe Show me way 🤲🏻

@KrisJr01 @jon_d_doe Un 30 yourself 😂

One singular prompt that contains all I need and I’m done with coding this website. Omoh this people dey really gbaa

It is easier for a Tinubu to secure a second term than for Arsenal to win the Champions League this season!

Dating a man in his 30s is very different from dating him in his 20s. If you don’t understand the shift, you’ll misread him completely. Get in class, let’s talk.

@DeOnyisBakes @On_yinye 😂😂😂 Find attached Nwannem

@KrisJr01 @On_yinye 😂😂😂

@On_yinye Hi August, Please find attached 👋

@On_yinye Since you have replied Goodmorning o👋 But see the real August here @DeOnyisBakes

@KrisJr01 Good morning

My manager stopped asking me for updates on my biggest project. I told myself I had finally earned absolute trust. Six months later, I understood what they were actually telling me:

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To die a simp is a choice. What a turn around from Kenechukwu, amazing.!

Take life play first!

When a woman tells you she wants to visit a male friend at his place, your response as a man is not “I’m not okay with that.” First, your woman should never have the gut to even utter that statement around you. Second, a woman knowing how ruthless you are begins at dating or courtship, not in marriage. Third, before a woman will utter that kind of statement around you, she’s has done series of tests for you and she knows you’re stvpid enough to condone the statement. Very soon, she will ask you to watch her while she sleeps with another man so it will not look like she’s cheating on you. The more she tests your anger scale, the more she pushes you over 🎯✌🏾

If you’re in the UK and you earn £2,600 monthly and your partner earns £2,200 monthly, the family income is £4,800. Drop That Odogwu nonsense in your village. Take £2k and sort your bills. You can support your families and friends with £500. You give each other £400 each and invest the balance of £1500 monthly. You cannot have a working wife and all she is paying is water bill or WiFi. She is fundamentally useless. The whole point of 2 income household is that income from both parties sort family bills. We usually use UK for context so people can have sense, but this has nothing to do with location. It applies everywhere. If you earn N2m monthly and your partner earns N350k monthly, the family income is N2.350m, and the family bills would be sorted from there. Anyone who says “do something, no matter how small” is an evil person. Nobody who says that has any intention of doing anything substantial or meaningful. It is psychology. They are simply saying that doing something small is better than doing nothing and they expect you to be grateful they did something. A family runs on “we are in this together.” You cannot exclude money in togetherness because you want to be a selfish prick with no regard for family wholeness!

University of Helsinki. The University of Tampere. The University of Turku, and many more. Students from all countries can apply. You can choose up to 6 programs in order of preference.

If you have a master's degree and you are applying for lecturing position in a university, please apply for Assistant Lecturer position not Graduate Assistant. For MSc holders, the rank begins with Assistant Lecturer. But if you have served as an assistant lecturer in a university for 3 years while applying to another university , then you should apply for Lecturer II. Note: most universities you are applying to may require some evidence of scholarly contribution via conference and journal papers. So while waiting on God for Job, kindly look out for relevant conferences and attend. Keep your certificate of attendance. If you can, please present a paper at the conference. These things matter. If you appear at an interview , those with Journal and conference papers will be considered before you who just strolled in empty. In my next post I will tell you what and what to expect during an interview for a lecturing position in a university. Hope you are learning something here. © Uche Ike

After I lost my 1st number to this during my 1st travel I learnt about MTN keep my sim. This package just cost 500naira every year and the ussd code for it is *365*1#. With this your number won’t be issued to anybody and you’ll be safe. You can keep paying 500 for 10yrs. ✌️

A man cries for a woman only once in his lifetime. After that, something in him dies.

So for the Barcelona na pick pocketing be egwueji 😂😂😂😂