Kuya

Twitter makes me laugh because it’s essentially large groups of people circle jerk complaining about something while doing absolutely nothing in their capability other than tweeting to fix whatever is bothering them. Tweets do nothing and hold no power whatsoever.

POPULAR OPINION: gaming was better before everything had battle passes and daily chores

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

if we all quit our jobs at the same time what they gonna do

This is how you should treat all of gods creatures btw

drain cleaner: leave for 5 minutes and then run water me: ok :) me 8.5 hrs later: oh no

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

they stop asking you for ID once the light in your eyes is gone

I’ve never understood ads you can’t skip. Are they supposed to convince me to buy your product? You’re just annoying me.

There’s too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded.

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let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

This person is still inside you. Do it for him.

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

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My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

Smoking weed alone vibing out to your most favorite songs is top tier healing energy

smoking weed after i smoke weed >>>>>>>>>>

me looking at my girl doing exactly what i told her not to do

POV: you're trying to resist that urge to nap between 2-5pm