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lemonpunk.bsky.social
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lemonpunk.bsky.social
@LemonPunkerton
Just your local Citrus Fruit! He/Him; Freelance Illustrator | 2D/3D Animator | Audio Production Graduate from Full Sail University
US شامل ہوئے Mart 2021
489 فالونگ82 فالوورز
@beigepilled @no63774069 @VGBC_GimR @TheBlackQuill59 The same way they accidentally drink bleach???
Babies are inherently curious and stupid. They have hands. Voting is a button push
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Blues: come on guys, if we just get over 50% we can save everyone!
Reds: if you press blue, you’re just killing yourself. No one has made a single coherent argument as to why I should press it. If everyone just pressed it no one is in danger. And you know what!? Blues are actually the immoral ones because-
Blues: what about children? Many of them will select a button at random.
Reds:
GIF
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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@summoningsalt Are there stupid children proud of their knot tying merit badges in "everyone"?
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A train is coming down a track.
Everyone on Earth has the choice to either tie themselves to the track, or not.
If more than 50% of people choose to tie themselves to the track, the train turns around and doesn't run them over.
Yes or no - do you tie yourself to the track?
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@LocalBateman "Cool Original"
Likely EU or UK homies.
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@BigBirdfyx • Yeah,
• You don't choose the pantleg, it chooses you.
• Not comfortably but yeah
• it can
• sometimes.
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@morallawwithin "would you rather have up to 49 people die or — alternate choice 8 billion people die? 😏"
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You and 100 other people are faced with a blue button and a yellow button.
If at least 51 people pick blue, then all & only those who picked yellow die.
If at least 51 people pick yellow, then all & only those who picked blue live.
What is your choice?
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If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?
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@FlowXII To be fair, Terry specifically is just that guy.
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Terry forward tilt being a better poke than anything the swordies have says long about this design philosophy. Notice how Lucina still extend her hurtbox quite far while Terry's foot doesn't exist while the move is active. Lots of non swordies have swordies privileges
MugenTheDream@ItMeansInfinite
I'm tryna understand the point of creating sword characters and giving them slightly worse frame data to balance their disjoints and then they just give non weapon users invincible limbs anyways without the swordie frame data trade off.
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@superpaperslap I want harvest but instead of 1000 little guys I just have 5 6'0" tall skeletons that do stuff around the house for me.
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So far the general types of stands people have come up with are:
Space Trucking But With Something else
My Favorite Part is Part 4 How Could You Tell
And finally, I Was In Middle School When I Wrote This On Notes App
hopcel (I NEED HELP!)@superpaperslap
If u were a stand user what would your ability be: try to be more interesting than just an elemental effect
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@GalaxySoldier 3 hours for you, 45 days for goku
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Earlier I tried making Goku’s house the time chamber but I forgot to reconnect it to the island while working on it so he was literally trapped and betrayed for like three hours
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People say Zorp in post ts became too serious & less fun, but I say it started here in Water7 & was solidified in Thriller Bark. This was the 1st real struggle they went through as a crew; their home was broken, the crew was falling apart, doubt started to seep into their (1/4)
One Piece Daily@strawhats
ONE PIECE (2007)
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@krembeni Sorry but the answer is mouth of left, eyes of right
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@EROS_Last_JK Maximilian Pegasus and Joey Wheeler???
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@Simon_Ingari HR: Congrats, you are selected. What was your previous salary?
Candidate: 6000 per day
HR: What? That's 180,000 per month. Our budget is only 150,000
Candidate: Sorry, what was the question?
HR: What was your previous salary?
Candidate: ⬇️↘️➡️⬇️↘️➡️🇩
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@LucyTheLamia (the hollow space is where I keep my worm oki)
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@LucyTheLamia Average mind of a (FIGHTING GAME CHARACTER I PLAY) player.
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Average mind of a (FIGHTING GAME CHARACTER YOU DON'T LIKE) player
Anonymous@YourAnonOne
A man was discovered with almost 90% of his brain mass missing, while leading an almost normal life.
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@Simon_Ingari HR: "So what’s your expected salary?"
Candidate: "100,000"
HR: "Hmm… can you go a bit lower? Our budget is around 80,000 "
Candidate: "I see… can I ask something?"
HR: "Sure, go ahead"
Candidate: ⬇️↘️➡️⬇️↘️➡️🇩
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