Listener Jay

All this talk on the @WoodyAndWilcox show about the new "Sassy Alexa" personality theme, makes me think of the Alexa on #SouthPark [[EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]]

Awkward Moment Day #WGW While searching for a list of awkward celebrity moments, this popped up in my search, So I think I'll just leave you with this... -Programs like the Woody and Wilcox Show often become the subject of "Woody Games" or "SHATG Reports" (the 'g' is silent) due to their odd and awkward behaviors, including: ​Nicolas Cage: Frequently discussed for his brief marriages (including one lasting only four days). ​Madonna: Highlighted for her admission that she never went to her high school prom because she couldn't get a date. ​Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme: While usually funny, their guest appearances often involve leaning into the "awkward" comedy style they are known for in films like Super Troopers. @woodyandwilcox

@woodyandwilcox Oh that was painful to watch, however I was more cringed by Bachelor number three and his obvious "Oedipus Complex" and also the way he was clapping at the end like a Down syndrome seal.

This much high fiving should be illegal! See Woody’s FULL #DatingGame video on our YouTube channel youtu.be/Gcycqwte-b0?si…

A couple month's ago my boss told me I qualified to be in the "South Carolina Truck Driving Championships." I had told him that I wanted to go as a spectator but I Did Not want to participate because I can't perform in front of a crowd. So it was decided that I wasn't going. But now i get a message from the boss saying I am going and I will be participating. I'm not happy about this. It's only a month away and I haven't had any time to practice or prepare. I consider myself a good truck driver but not skilled enough to jump through hoops for a bunch of judges, not to mention I freeze up on tests. I'm going into an anxiety driven panic attack and I can feel my already high blood pressure thumping in my temples.

You know what I've been craving? Something I'd like to call the "McBrunch Burger" Having an egg atop my burger has always been one of my favorite things and it should be offered on the regular daytime menu. My Googling shows that @McDonalds had similar items that have been offered in other countries, but I think this should be a regular menu item. It's not like they don't already have all the ingredients on hand. But in the meantime I'll just have to continue buying my own eggs and a box of Bubba Burgers.

@woodyandwilcox let's not forget my guess for this week that I posted last week

Since my #WGGuess was late this week, i wanna get a head start for next week.. Feb 25.. National clam chowder day Cream based in New England, Tomato based in New York, who are these people who ate soup while at work. Celebrities who did Soup Commercials Travis Kelsey John Lithgow Meg Ryan Jimmy Stewart Rashida Jones (also born Feb 25) @woodyandwilcox #WGW

@Calliope66 @woodyandwilcox Technically there was more to that last line. But I omitted the part that said "with your donation"

@Listener_Jay @woodyandwilcox Omg the last line... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The other day on the @WoodyAndWilcox show, they were talking about scams that come in the form of bank Checks where if you cash them the scammer then gets access to your account (Or something like that) It reminded me of this letter I got in the mail many years ago (that ironically just showed up in my today in history) that also wanted me to cash a check.

@woodyandwilcox This was like 6 years ago. Look how young I looked before the heart attack

Well. Done. Listener Jay 😂

@EricBerte @woodyandwilcox I thought so too but I looked it up and it's legit. I can't believe we live in a world where what used to be fake news has become real news.

@woodyandwilcox Was this from The Babylon Bee, or The Onion?

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@CoolBeansHello would have rather run out of gas.

Stopped to get some fuel in Latta, SC and found this big fella out for an early morning stroll. #Beaver @PilotFlyingJ

@EricBerte @woodyandwilcox Well now I'm excited to listen while driving tonight. But it's already past my bedtime for today. I need a lot of sleep to be able to deal with driving from Myrtle Beach to Charlotte and back every night picking up all you guys FedEx packages

@Listener_Jay @woodyandwilcox Well done! You were late, but your guess got a lot of attention.

Well even though you guesses AFTER the game was played and got it wrong...we appreciate it because we didn't know the Matthew Broderick story...very interesting.

Happy 69th birthday Vannah White. "Look it up, And you will learn About these people who made a fatal wrong turn" Celebrities who were involved in fatal accidents ​Matthew Broderick Grace Kelly James Dean ​Amelia Earhart @woodyandwilcox #WGW

How do yall eat Kiwi 🥝 When I was younger I used to just but into it like a peach. Now I slice into flat pieces. My mom says she cuts in half and scoops out the innards. These are the important questions in life #Retweet #Repost

Home #Curling #Olympics2026 @woodyandwilcox @WoodyThings #Roomba #Swiffer #TeamUSA

Happy birthday Burt Reynolds 1936-2018 He did a lot of movies He made a little cash. Who are these other celebrities who are known for their stash Tom Selleck Sam Elliott Freddie Mercury Steve Harvey Frank Zappa I know this one's already been done @woodyandwilcox #WGW

@TPUSA Much better then bad bunny. We all missed Charlie

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