Lofi

“time to bust it girl” -my mom after i said i need to make more money

@essaere essaere gonna post hole on main and her forehead gon start glowing like aang

she was genuinely impressed that i have been doing this for 6 years and no one has a clear image of my vagina . i am also now thinking about how insane this is . gotta go think a lot brb

@essaere I like to imagine you like a ken doll just a smooth lump down there

@LofiCameron that’s true

@essaere U shoulda gave me the secretary job

@essaere So I can’t come?

i’ll never understand no pets policy’s with house rentals but you allow kids? the creatures that do anything they want? and have opposable thumbs?

@peeeeness Sometimes to catch a fish all you need is to throw some bait

thought i could fish today but my line got cut by a rock immediately so i just kind of sat there and thought about fishing instead here’s my ass

why was 66 afraid of 67 because 67 68 69 🤣

@zenyanna I work at a bookstore and decided to give his way of kings series a try, I got to the 4th book and his writing is a step above young adult but nothing to worship, 1400 page books and waits til last 100 pages for any development

people are blasting sanderson for his comments on grrm's writing but quite frankly y'all should have been hating this man's work long before. this mormon man has been my nemesis for a decade

@essaere I..oouuhhhhh I support you on an-a-anything you do give me the gun let me take the charge

@LofiCameron threats to destroy an entire civilization call for essaere to tweet again

@essaere Ess not a real trooper bc she could send this to any member of congress and be in there next day

@essaere Ess is like the Chris Chan on cosplayers

@essaere Homeless Ess arc starts again, I got a twin mattress on the floor for you but im going to make you film cringe tik toks in exchange

zillow when it sees me logging in for my annual “i’m getting kicked out” house hunt

@essaere If my recordings got leaked it’s gonna be like this

@LofiCameron i needed the tea so i had to play nice. he took ten entire minutes to get to the point and i’m so glad i did because now i get to make fun of him publicly

@essaere Driving to work like this in the morning knowing that despite everything there’s a chance

@essaere Good shot windy day

@essaere 5$ you say?