lord_dericks

Toka asubuhi niko na 6 followers pekee.

@Entr_dawood Mbwa

Wow!! I should award this woman with 95% of this weeks payment. I need her contacts

Paraguay scores first… Germany is getting absolutely Para-guy’d! #GERPAR

@UnitedT19 Sasa juu mimi si fraud si fb 🤣

Msee akisema anafollow back ufike profile yake upate akona 500 followers na amefollow 73😂.Frauds everywhere

🇩🇪Germany bringing the Deutsch bag, 🇵🇾 Paraguay trying not to get Para-gone in the first half. Let’s go! @FIFAWorldCup

@1d3co Yummy

@LordDericks Those eggs no!

Boiled eggs,Avocado and Meat for dinner

@Kidhongo254 @Favournjoku0 Control mzee 🤣

@Favournjoku0 For me both

Which position sweet pass😋

@Mista_Helter Fb

Hapa nitalipwa kweli?

@wee_boiss Bois ii nilijaribu nikauma nje

Tangu nijue hii Tactic sinanga pressure😁

@Kidhongo254 @FIFAWorldCup @BafanaBafana @TrollFootball Ipo siku itanasa

@LordDericks @FIFAWorldCup @BafanaBafana @TrollFootball Can this go viral

What do you call a Bafana player with a map? Lost — because they keep missing the net. @FIFAWorldCup @BafanaBafana @TrollFootball

Progress,it's a bitch.

What's the highest impression you bagged per day.

@StepheneWoni Mamayee 😄

Kuja niwaoneshe jamaa wanaguza bila kuambiwa

Nlienda na mkulima kwa shamba nkamuona amezubaa nikamwambia "mkuu lima"

Boiz wangu flani anapenda pongi sana. Madem watamuua

@ige_ojo36339 @FIFAWorldCup @BafanaBafana @TrollFootball 😄 🤣

@LordDericks @FIFAWorldCup @BafanaBafana @TrollFootball Stop ma 🤣

@Sam_the_Supreme What if they are lazy?

And if at some point life favours you dont mistake your fellow human beings of being lazy

@StepheneWoni Ni mbayaa 🤣

@LordDericks 😂😂

Me at local pubs: " Niko na chwani nikatie kanusu na unipe ice cubes."

Me after every step of cooking: