Luke

This is your doing.

Who do MPs serve? The PM or their own constituents?

Them shit bastards should be 4-1 down and they’re 2 up 😂😂

Starmer first Ukrainian boys second Party third Other mumbo jumbo in the middle U.K. dead last

@dannydarkspace_ @psyopimmune @BBCMOTD You can have a degree but it doesn’t guarantee you’re going to be good at your job.

@psyopimmune @BBCMOTD Degree in Professional Sports Writing and Broadcasting but she's "terrible" Okay mate

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Bloke’s a charlatan. Once had my vote, never will again.

@RachelReevesMP @hmtreasury But you’re earning 20m+ a day thanks to the current fuel tax. You absolutely fucking stink, the lot of you do.

Working people shouldn't bear the brunt of global gas price shocks while electricity generators make exceptional profits. So we're taking action to help break the link between high gas prices and high electricity prices, meaning stronger protection against future energy shocks.

Better if they lied to the nation, I suppose?

You know the end is nigh when you’re agreeing with Diane Abbott.

Most taxes.

Well, well, well.

@tom_watson You’re all full of shit in that Party.

He is many things but Keir Starmer is not a liar.

Couldn’t happen to a better bunch of cunts.

@HouseofCommons And answered none.. again.

Today Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer faced questions from MPs in @houseofcommons.

@Keir_Starmer You lying fucker.

My focus is, and always will be, the British national interest.

Grown men

Faldo is definitely punching the air after that DeChambeau performance.

I know I’m not a bad driver, but my first encounter with the magic roundabout in Swindon just got me thinking 😂

Back door treble. Should have to win your league to get into the Champions League. And then going unbeaten in Europe as well as beating your rivals in the FA Cup final? Then following it up with 4 in a row, alongside a Super Cup and Club World Cup. There are levels.

Oh when the saints