Matt Pearson

@f1trolls_ @edsbell

2022 London Grand Prix

Sorry, but I am a man, and if you just did to me what Will Smith did to Chris Rock, there is no way in the world I’m just taking it and not immediately saying, “My wife,” in a Borat voice.

Can't believe the Queen might be dead, WW3 is about to pop off and this prick is STILL in power. Truly the cockroach of UK politics.

@OptaJoe @tidman_roy

7 - Romelu Lukaku had just seven touches against Crystal Palace, the fewest in a single Premier League game for a player with 90+ minutes played since this data is available in full for the competition (2003-04). One of those touches was from kick-off in the first half. Quiet.

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@asmith2306 @ladbible @JakeRose1_ 🤣💀

@ladbible One half of that scissors is quite rusty.

❤️ - Sarah Paulson pays tribute to girlfriend Holland Taylor on her 79th birthday

@tidman_roy Perfect for a hangover!

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@sportbible Well if I’m Gareth Southgate, then I’m not basing my selection on form, so I take Trent. Even though the obvious choice is James!

You're Gareth Southgate. Who starts at right back as England's number one choice?

@TerryKomatsu_en @tidman_roy

@OriginalRobMDK @lukemorley9

@ladbible @gamingbible @edsbell

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Luke Shaw 👌🏽 #EnglandvGermany #ENG #EURO2020

@ladbible @james_clarke_ @edsbell

When the plumber just isn’t taking the hint… ‘Can you fix my pipes?’ 👀😂 🎥: jackthepoolboy (IG)

WHAT A BALL MASON!! #ChelseaFC #ChampionsLeagueFinal

We lead at the break! 👏 #UCLFinal

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