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@AjaxFik Probably. I always say that Lukaku sacrificed his legs to curse Chelsea.

Nico Williams sold his soul to score this goal.

@Vampuppy_Page Is this actually a thing? Because my daughter is suspected to have autism and she speaks with an American accent for no reason. I have an accent but it isn’t American (similar though), so I’ve always assumed it’s because she mainly watches American TV shows.

Managed to mostly get over this when I was like 12 because my mother would get really really mad and not let me watch TV if she heard me talking with an American accent.

British autists love having an American accent for no reason

@LuxHippie @fangsxbangs Maybe because the criticisms often lack nuance. Isn’t the “Americanized version” inspired by northern Mexican cuisine? The border towns on both sides of the border? Swear I remember seeing something about that.

@fangsxbangs The way people are responding to this is so weird. Like. Every minority culture talks shit abt the Americanized version of their food. As they should. Why is it an issue when a Mexicana does it? Tf.

notice how they don’t put lettuce, sour cream, or weird ass yellow cheese in there? EXACTLY!

@DougieCritchley There’s no way you believe that we are the only two clubs who have broken the rules. Chelsea are just the only club to report our own wrongdoings. I’m certain other clubs could do the same if they wanted to.

Man City are being investigated for 115 charges of financial fraudulence between 2009 and 2018. Chelsea have been found guilty of financial fraudulence between 2011 and 2018. These two sides won 4 of the 9 Premier League titles in the period they are being investigated for... It's surely got to be considered the most corrupt period in Premier League history? It's also interesting to think of the impact that these titles had on their positions in 2026.

@fataikolade1 @OppaiDragonGear @uniqueben @_AsiwajuLerry While true, I always see arsenal fans saying stuff like ‘football existed before the PL you know’ when combating unfavourable narratives about their lack of success for the last two decades.

@OppaiDragonGear @uniqueben @_AsiwajuLerry There's a dff BTW premiership and first division, brush. Get updated pls

Arsenal fans want to fraud their way into every individual achievements. There is someone who already broke this record.

@Way2PC3 @NoSleepCity @Thechat101 Never said it was random, but that “they just would’ve sent a young crash out” comment is some tv shit

@MSCJS_BDA @NoSleepCity @Thechat101 Niggas know these niggas personally dumb asses. I know wtf I’m talking about. 50 didn’t get shot on some random beef shit.

Maino tells dj vlad that 50 cent and the G-unit crew got spanked by jimmy henchman and he doesn’t believe the folklore about 5

@NoSleepCity @Way2PC3 @Thechat101 Niggas watch too much tv

@Way2PC3 @Thechat101 Yall say anything 😭 aint no difference in who u send when u want a mfer done 😂 nobody is saying them some lil niggas so ima send some lil niggas, niggas at that level want the job done right not sloppy sending crash outs who only gone fuck the job up only happen in movies

@kisslyte @simplytee23 @joshh_dev Yeah but the holidays are completely unrelated and people think they’re the same. So when they find out that it’s on a different date it causes confusion. I’m just saying that it’s pretty common for people to be confused about it when they first find out.

@MSCJS_BDA @simplytee23 @joshh_dev i said SHE’S slow. why are you explaining this to me? its common sense to assume holidays and their dates vary across countries

Am I the only one who didn't know today is Mother's day???😭

@kisslyte @simplytee23 @joshh_dev It isn’t dumb though. The US and UK Mother’s Day celebrations are completely unrelated. Most people have no clue that they celebrate it on a different day. The US “Mother’s Day” is far more common across the world than the UK’s “Mothering Sunday”.

@simplytee23 @joshh_dev girl u slow asf.

@Jlanecooking @ReclaimD1 2 fingers aren’t stretching shit out lol

Modern woman says a man broke up with her after she broke her celibacy and asked him to use 2 fingers on her instead of 1 😅. Why do you think he got spooked ⁉️👑

@thecarefreejack @iam_brau I’m referring to the big Chelsea creators. I should’ve been more clear.

@MSCJS_BDA @iam_brau Hes literally the most dragged CB on this app 😂

"Wesley Fofana is better than Trevor Chalobah." This is a funny statement, Chalobah is way better than Fofana. The hype fofana gets, it's because he doesn't play much match a season and the price tag attached to him. In terms of performances, chalobah is way better and consistent

@Falilatt_ Grew up in the 90s with an avocado tree behind my house that I’d pick avocados from every Sunday for my mama’s breakfast. People have always liked them. The experiment is seeing how much people will pay for the shit.

Avocado is a social experiment to see how far humans can gaslight themselves into thinking a food is edible.

@JayJohn65482569 @MUSICANDBUILDS Not just Africans. White Brits over 30 are the same. They love 90s and early 2000s rap.

@MUSICANDBUILDS Africans are Eminem and 50 fanboys. They are still in the mid 2000s

STAN IS A AMAZING SONG BUT NO IT’S NOT THE BEST EVER THIS IS… I’VE ALSO NOTICED EMINEM IS SUPER POPULAR AMONGST AFRICANS ON HIP HOP TWITTER

@talkinmyish23 @breakfastclubam @netflix Facts I still use my BMs account to book my Ubers.

@breakfastclubam @netflix The only issue is, sometimes women be ordering uber/lyfts for men. So as the driver you could be thinking your picking up a woman and a man walking up to the car.

🚨 Uber is catching heat for discrimination after introducing a gender-based “women-only” ride feature for drivers and riders. Is it discrimination or discernment? Check out the full @breakfastclubam conversation on @netflix.

@Amerylainee @SarahisCensored 15 years prior, John Punch was sentenced to lifetime servitude. Also, in the case of Casor, Johnson claimed that Casor was already a lifelong slave, indicating that lifelong servitude was already a thing in Virginia. You can easily look this up.

@SarahisCensored Anyone can easily look this up. A black man owned the first slave (lifelong).

The white race did not start slavery. But they did end it.

@DaP990 @growapair66 @SarahisCensored @CheeseheadBrian Because no reputable historian agrees. She can’t find one.

@growapair66 @SarahisCensored @CheeseheadBrian I mean why don’t we get a source backing up her claims?

@Teems_GH How is it that Chelsea fans are just as uninformed about Chelsea than rivals? It actually shocks me.

Because Chesea fans thought Delap was better 🤣🤣

@NiiNiiFC @Blue_Footy @thabox_ Isn’t Hall a Newcastle fan, how do we know that he didn’t want to leave? I never saw official reports on this but I saw it suggested. I know you get inside info sometimes. Did you see anything?

This conversation frame work you’ve used for cucu makes no sense because using this logic, why was veiga bought, or hato? What, cucu plays 65 games a season There’s no hindsight, it’s obvious he was going to be a top player. The thing is, we’ve only ever bought young since Clearlake took over, so, why is the conversation different when applying this logic to club produced talents

Hindsight is beautiful. When he decided to leave, Cucurella was 10x better than him. He was always going to develop and become better, but just like Livramento and Reece, he wanted to play and not compete with Cucurella. Unless, you are saying that we should've benched Cucurella and play him to develop. It took Newcastle nearly 3 years to get him to this level and he's still not better than Cucurella. Every top youngster will develop if you close your eyes to mistakes and give them consistent game time. Imagine playing Delap and Gittens every game to develop them; this fanbase will riot. We like making noise when other teams develop our academy graduates, while we don't have the patience to develop them ourselves.

@cfc_gielho @avn_79 In Rosenior’s calculation, he’s probably thinking that we’d score more and concede less if we have the extra man. Enough that it makes up for Jorgensen’s flaws. Also possible that he just keeps Sanchez as his number one though. We have to see how it plays out.

@cfc_gielho @avn_79 He also had to completely change the way he wanted to play though. He took the ball-playing responsibilities away from him because his aerial skills eclipsed Jorgensen’s. But if those skill are no longer preventing us from conceding set pieces, then a decision must be made.

"Elite man-manager" Rosenior doesn't realise that introducing doubt into the position of your GK who's spent a year and a half working through his mistakes and who became a world class GK is just retarded. "Competition" my ass you lot don't understand how heated I am abt this