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Pls don’t hate on me this is just my opinion nd I am not saying I am one hundred per cent correct and everything is up to interpretation so don’t hate on my for this opinion please but I think Paul Pogba is a very good player

Phil jones is like a sour patch child

soccer is only a good sport if it makes me happy.. today it is a good sport

Jose mourinho is the devil on my shoulder.. teaching me to do bad things like go to the bathroom in school without asking

i want to claw my way thru the tv to tell Matic that he is wonderful and strong

I thought I knew about grieving and sadness. And then I heard that Pogba pulled his hamstring. And I want to clench my muscles with anger

10% of the time mkhi reminds me of dirty sewage water and 90% he reminds me of graceful dogs and great assisting futbol players

this team is so STRONG. yes the players can pass the ball but so STRENGTH, like primal caveman from d first era of man. ggmu.

if dis season was a steak then its med rare and united and mourinho will just chew it up

Matic looks like the statue of liberty. Hes so strong and good. He makes me want to be a good person. Ggmu.

@Lizutd That's all for now, sorry

Man united so strong nd muscular but also graceful. strong Lukaku nd soft Mata. Nice mix. Like a strong lion with the graceful night snow

Oh dear. I cannot hold the joy

this year I am nervs. we hav 2 many big strong men. am scared becos every1 is 2 tall. the legs r 2 long 2 kick with technique. ggmu

No 1 gets football (soccer) like I do. I thought that we should sign Lukaku then we signed Lukaku. Ask me questions to know the soccer truth

Iam friends with Lukaku. I swear. I met him at the mall once. I am such friends tht I can call him Romelu the jack hammer. He likes it.

The EFL cup looks like my dad

during this game I had problems with my stomach making lots of nervous sounds but beauty Ibra put my stomach to sleep

good goal from zlatan but his ponytail is too tight. he will tear the hair from his scalp. be careful please . . .

I Do Not See Luke Shaw On The Field But I See Him In My Dreams (Day And Night)