Lil Dicky Johnson

Balloons on my page 🥳🎂🎈

I’m big on reciprocation: you reach out, i reach out. you’re distant, I’m distant. you check on me, i check on you. you’re inconsistent, I’m inconsistent.

I be horny but I don’t have the mental capacity to deal with random hookups

Everything I like is either a 1,000 calories or a $1,000 or a 1,000 miles away 🫩

I like being the way I am, a little distant from everyone, direct when necessary, with a serious face, I don't talk to just anyone, nor do I try to fit in where I don't want to be, and the truth is I am calm and at peace like this

Inconsistency, bad communication, and lying will get you cut off 🙅🏾‍♂️

Don’t send me no booty pic without the hole showing. 😑

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.

Once I notice you are trying to get rid of me from your life but you are finding it difficult to go through with it, I will help you. You don’t have to tolerate me. I know exactly when to walk away from people’s lives. And I will always make sure it is not dramatic. Things end.

Need me someone that doesn’t mind watching anime with me even if it’s not their thing

Niggas be fuckin whatever long as it got a hole 😩

Pull that thong to the side, let me see that 🕳️

#Geminis get bored very easily.

Niggas with pink holes >>>

EVERYBODY is replaceable; including me! idc 😂! i feel everybody should go exactly where they’re truly happy at.

Im learning Transparency doesn't mean anything to some people, they will still try to find a problem with you.

If I let you stay the night you’re going to want to stay forever

Ain’t lost nothing or nobody that I needed. God always provides. 💪🏽❤️😊

I hate all that talking pull tf up

I need a good neck and back massage !

People get so caught up in the shame of being called out on something, that they make the situation ten times bigger than what it had to be. Life could be so simple if accountability was normalized. You did a thing I didn't like. I named it. You acknowledge/apologize. We move on