Carl S. Litchfield

@StephanieHorror In this form? I'm thinking red rocket with a knot at the base.

This is how you push through universally unpopular legislation. You start with attacks on groups most people don't care about (sex workers), under the guise of something many support (protecting kids). Then you keep increasing the heat until the frog sits in boiling water.

@StephanieHorror Gee... I mean, if you really want to... 😳😏

Daily affirmation: Fuck you.

@heartsoverall I'm sorry. *finger touch at a full arm's length distance for sympathy*

I’m sick 🥹

@StephanieHorror Well, I'd probably follow you around like a puppy, too.

I bring chaos wherever I go. It's a gift.

@StephanieHorror Raspberries are also not berries. Tomatoes and watermelon are.

I was today years old when I learned that a banana is a berry.

People vehemently believe that there are safety nets in place if you become disabled. That no matter what, you have all your needs met. If you believe this, you’re in for a rude awakening if you ever become disabled.

Jets for a fight, medical cuts for the kids.

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This

@StephanieHorror When I was young, my friends and I in the chat rooms would fire our typists for our typos.

Me every time I see a typo in my posts.

💔 LAPD killed a woman’s dog during a welfare check, all because she was yelling in her own apartment celebrating the Knicks’ Finals win. Then they just stand there over the body like it’s nothing. Absolute madness.

Why I use OF to fund my dinosaur science: 🦕

@StephanieHorror Meh.

Question he's masculinity because that's all they care about.

@StephanieHorror So *that's* what I'm doing wrong.

Men rage bait women because they can't afford a dominatrix.

@StephanieHorror ... why is the home intruder naked?

There are two types of men in this world. Those who are afraid of fighting a home intruder naked and those who want to...

@AuthorKitaraF Dystopian fantasy is always a criticism of the now, projecting the problems we face today to their logical conclusions in the future.

So odd to me that a primary feature of many dystopian fictional places was/is the heavy prevalence of advertisements & paywalls & obvious propaganda everywhere for everything & like....we didn't even hesitate to allow that shit irl? 🥲