Mark Koops

March was brutal Cockroach invasion from next door Spraying for it made the whole house sick Fever, chills, headache, oh and woke up one morning with one less tooth in my mouth Social accounts hacked, so deactivated and wait Oh, and a New job title I’m fkn exhausted

@Matt_Pinner Muskville?

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@Dearme2_ I’m picky, I’d get a larger mattress and one comfy recliner but otherwise, yes

Men, be brutaly honest. is this enough?

@CSantan89451 @MasculineM7 Still funny af tho

@MasculineM7 @MarkKoops Nuh uh..

Titanic if feminism was taken seriously

@MasculineM7 It’s always been true, it will always be true The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

Bro imagined his whole life with her. I wouldn't be surprised if he proposed to her.

@elonmusk It’s happening all over the western world

💯

Pain free knees for first time since Mar 2020 🎉

Man,

Will the $3.5 billion Coomera Connector finally end the M1 congestion? youtu.be/inQshNDsNpw?si… Two blocks from home

No idea what kind, but more than 4 ft long… neighbours finally cut their grass…. Grabbed bucket and golf club, turned on lights, hooked him with the club, drop in bucket.. dropped into wheelie bin and a 2x4 on the lid Adrenaline hit much

Aril update Fighting a fever all week Woke up on Thursday missing a tooth Easter Saturday ? Lights off, watching a movie… walk to fridge to grab a drink, catch movement Turn on light, Find a snake crawling out of the still warm air fryer 😳

WTF Chat has a passcode? What passcode?

The reason he loves you so much is..

He needs to put a ring on her immediately.

@Sabiha1278 dipper

Suggest a nice name for my beautiful cat quickly.🤔