

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 TREASURY SECRETARY JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT #BITCOIN PRICE WILL RECOVER AS SOON AS THE CRYPTO BILL IS PASSED “WE NEED TO PASS THE BILL ASAP” 🚀
Mark C
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Walking Nuclear Weapon. Back again with the 🍊 fans!!!!


BREAKING: 🇺🇸 TREASURY SECRETARY JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC THAT #BITCOIN PRICE WILL RECOVER AS SOON AS THE CRYPTO BILL IS PASSED “WE NEED TO PASS THE BILL ASAP” 🚀

“Your father was seduced by the Dark Side…”





THIS IS A MASSIVE DOSE OF HOPIUM. Bitcoin just printed its first green monthly candle after 5 consecutive red months. Let’s hope this is not an April Fool's joke.


BREAKING: Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email.


If it's karmic, it'll collapse. If it's Divine, it'll deepen.


JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi seen in the streets of Iran despite US-Israeli strikes.


Why is the Ethereum foundation and Coinbase spreading Quantum FUD about Bitcoin?




ETH is breaking out against Bitcoin. This is good sign for Altcoins. ETH/BTC needs to break and close above 0.034 for some relief rally in the alts market.


Bitcoin is back above $68,000 ETH just broke $2,100 Let’s fcking go 🚀


How i’d be moving if i was Spider-Man



Satoshi Nakamoto in 2010 on quantum computers: "If it happens gradually, we can still transition to something stronger."


⚠️GOOGLE SAYS A QUANTUM ATTACK ON BITCOIN TAKES JUST 9 MINS WITH A 41% SUCCESS RATE Google's quantum team now says cracking Bitcoin may require less than 500K qubits, far below the “millions” once assumed. Research suggests an attack could take 9mins, faster than a typical 10-min block confirmation, giving a 41% success rate. Google now flags 2029 as a key deadline to upgrade Bitcoin’s cryptography before quantum becomes a real threat.


Bitcoin reclaims $67,000 and ETH is back above $2,000 after Trump signals at ending the US-Iran War.


men be like sorry that’s my emotional support ex gf