Asmodai, Gatekeeper Chaplain

I want to be clear because people get emotional over this. Gate keeping is good and it is needed. Our universe is amazing even with all the flaws and as someone relatively new to 40k I don't want it to change like I've watched many other spaces.

@VeiledShadow343 @baalzamon35 Not me. I pressed 100,000s of thousands of potatoes in the press, blanching, and shocking 😂 been there done that

@Master_Asmodai @baalzamon35 Also true, I was thinking what was the first and easiest thing to do. I miss being able to make my own fries

The homemade version serves 4, making it vastly more affordable. Hope this helps

@VeiledShadow343 @baalzamon35 Or not buying everything top brand. Fries have cheaper options and cheese sliced from the deli is cheaper and actual cheese

@baalzamon35 It's also healthier and you could make it even cheaper by buying potatoes and making your own fries

@For_Macragge @spaceshark23 @AndrewZ24597481 Holy Throne of Terra

@spaceshark23 @AndrewZ24597481 👉👈

Primaris Rhino - I’ll admit I had no clue there was a command and control Rhino, but there it is. Makes sense honestly.

It disgusts me how cheaply he'll just spend his wings.... We used to have standards as a society

@QuiteProblmatic @Chainsword40k I've been finding some gold the last 2 days but I still have a clear favorite and it isn't WH40 😂 easily my favorite DA meme

@Master_Asmodai @Chainsword40k

"you haven't jumped through enough of our hoops and reached enough goalposts to be considered a fan" How about you go fuck yourself you abomination. You're not the good guy here you degenerate 😂 We aren't doing your struggle sessions and no matter how many slurs you try or how much you scream, we will mock you and celebrate watching your ideology fail.

Wow that's crazy, how about we talk about communism and what happened to anyone that spoke against it. The far right hasn't been in power in the US yet. What's coming is going to be worse if y'all don't get your shit together. I don't want to go that route personally. The American Empire is coming.

@QuiteProblmatic @Chainsword40k Annnnnddd yoink

@Master_Asmodai @Chainsword40k

A squad? Squad and a Primarch? 100 points? 1000? Well you haven't read all the codexes and white dwarf lore drops, wow you haven't read the Heresy? You've only read the Heresy? Being them has to be exhausting. I used to be a miserable angry drunk and being 5 years removed I look back wondering how I survived. More through the miserable asshole I was, just constantly maxed out in a shit mood. It has to eat at their soul, right?

@Master_Asmodai I wonder how many models make a fan, or how many books. LMAO. It's so tiring.

@SE_Templar_Evil I live for the Emperor, fueled by hate, motivated by disgust, and I thirst for commie tears

@QuiteProblmatic @Chainsword40k We should've listened to Patton...

@Chainsword40k @Master_Asmodai This actively makes me angry as fuck. I long for the day we treat the hammer and sickle the same way we do the swastika.

@SE_Templar_Evil That makes me want to bully them more

@Master_Asmodai They are French. Pay it no mind.

@cartoonywriter Shingles are temporary, but duty is eternal

@Hafvnir64 @spaceshark23 @AetiusRF I'm just torn between pla and resin. I'm in a space bind right now too 😂

@Master_Asmodai @spaceshark23 @AetiusRF I don't have space for one currently but I've had the idea for more than just minis for a while now. Never owned one but have watched a lot of people use them for various things, mainly in the DIY videogame and computer hobbies.

They just gave John Blanche a paragraph.

@Hafvnir64 @spaceshark23 @AetiusRF I'm shopping around for one, I had an ender 3 but it reached the end of its service. I'd love any and all recommendations so if you find a good one let me now please

@spaceshark23 @AetiusRF Speaking of, can't you get a cheap 3d printer for like $150 these days? Don't need a big one to print minis.

Hear my words servant of the Imperium Friday is within our grasp and there's one more push to get there. Reload your weapons and seek any repair needed. Get out there and make the Emperor proud. The Emperor Protects.

@spaceshark23 I love this

Happy Killdozer Day

@Grimedark @Sargon_of_Akkad Good! It's appreciated and I hope to see your fan base swell

@Master_Asmodai @Sargon_of_Akkad Thanks homie! We’re not stopping anytime soon!

Grimdark Enlightenment 22: Sargonious of Akkad! The Inquisition welcomes a special guest @Sargon_of_Akkad to discuss the changing landscape of the setting and the suspected reasons why. Can a franchise survive passing the torch? Can Gee Dubs actually make the Imperium seem villainous, or do their efforts only make them (us) look even cooler? Why does this setting mean so much? And a lot more! Download this episode for free, and all our other content, via link in bio. Have a good one Big Homies™️, and let em know the chuds own #40k

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