Matthew Round

@elliereeves Put your ankles away, floozy!

Busy day across Crofton Park, Perry Vale and Sydenham. Lots of casework and good conversations.

@BBCPolitics Stop the banal emargos to Iran as well White House twat

PM Keir Starmer to visit Middle East after US and Iran reach ceasefire deal bbc.in/3PNyKaK

@Nigel_Farage Full of red Joans?

Tory and Labour governments have destroyed our defence capability. We dont have a navy! mol.im/a/15713221

@stellacreasy Take it out of your arse then

Walthamstow many of you have been in touch about the anti social behaviour caused with fireworks - I was proud to support Sarah Owen’s private members bill and pleased to tell you we now have chance to make it happen directly via the government consultation on new firework regulations. Get in touch if you would like to make the case for them!

@ClaireCoutinho Revenue at what cost to businesses GDHI One dimensional?????

Economic insanity. That investment would bring in £18 BILLION in tax revenue. That’s money Labour could use to cut energy bills. But they’d rather tax you instead.

@RTSG_News Communism kremlin's leper

🚨🇷🇺 WATCH: Putin gave a direct address to citizens of Western countries. He said that "The truth is that the problems you are facing now are the result of years of actions by the ruling elites of your own countries." "They do not think about how to improve your lives. They are obsessed with their own selfish interests and excessive profits." Follow: @RTSG_News

@bphillipsonMP @ChronicleLive Like a lothario leper, you're beginning to put things together

Yesterday in Newcastle, I met with families set to benefit from the scrapping of the two child limit. Parents will have more money in their pockets, children will have better life chances. That’s the difference a Labour government makes. My interview with @ChronicleLive 🎙️

@Daily_Express I'll voucher her!

Millions of working people will be even worse off from this week. And Rachel Reeves is to blame, writes Harvey Jones. #DailyExpress #Echobox=1775577836" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">express.co.uk/finance/person…

@Daily_Express Cheque please

@russellquirk Nice shoes and matching colostomy bag???????

This is Kate. She is a Green Party election candidate this May. Kate says we should ‘abolish all prisons’. Just imagine if she gets elected and gains power. The Greens are not environmentalists. They are anarchists and ideological fruitcakes.

@KemiBadenoch @PennyMordaunt Money, well spent????

We’re all in a toxic relationship with government. It creates problems, then sells us solutions. We’ve stopped asking ‘Can I do this?’ and started asking ‘Why hasn’t government done it?’
 ➡️Britain isn’t broken. Big Government is killing the dream. And it’s time to break up. My piece in the Sunday Times below👇

@kdh4potus Sanitary check??????

“A whole civilization will die tonight.” ~ President Trump, 04/07/2026 This is what reckless leadership sounds like. With Kamala Harris, it would’ve been strategy, stability, and strength.

@ClaireCoutinho Roaring forties?

Fertiliser prices are soaring. Labour's response? To push ahead with a new tax that will increase the cost of fertiliser EVEN FURTHER and make virtually everything you buy in your weekly shop more expensive. We must Axe the Carbon Tax to save industry and cut bills.

@TheBarakaShow Sorry, sir!

🇫🇷 France's Le Pen harshly criticizes Brussels: "We will stop sending 6 BILLION euros every year to the EU" Do you agree with her?

@trussliz @gavinashenden Snap!

Has Britain Abandoned Christianity? | The Liz Truss Show | with Gavin Ashenden (@gavinashenden)

@GBNEWS Epstein party?

Sarah Ferguson 'vows to never set foot in the US again' gbnews.com/royal/sarah-fe…

@TanDhesi @NazShahBfd I'll name that tune in seven!

At her book launch, my friend @NazShahBfd gave me a signed copy, within which she has recounted her incredible life story. It will no doubt inspire many to battle against enormous hardships and still achieve great things in life, including a career in public service.

@HarrietCross_MP @ScotTories No chance of trossachs, then?

🔹The Scottish Conservatives have a plan to Get Scotland Working. For too long under the SNP, Scots have been paying more for less and less. That must end. The @ScotTories manifesto for the Scottish Parliament elections is out now: scottishconservatives.com/manifestos/202…

@EdwardJDavey Milestone

Glad the government has listened and done the right thing by banning Kanye West from coming to the UK to peddle his hatred. British festivals should be a place for celebration, not a platform for someone who has praised Hitler and promoted vile antisemitic conspiracy theories.

@stuey_beef Fuzzy Duck!!!!!!

Breaking: Angela Rayner has reportedly stopped drinking to boost her chances of becoming Prime Minister. She hasn’t stopped dodging tax. She hasn’t stopped Labour funding her personal legal bills. She hasn’t stopped the scandal. But she has stopped drinking. Truly, the nation’s problems are solved.