Maxfield's Stand-In

@Miga2580 This is the proper way to treat bratty demons.

おまけで描いたので、欲しい人へ❤️🐷

#史上最強の弟子ケンイチ #松江名俊 ケンイチ2まで、あと5日(^O^)！！ 画像は公式フリー素材より ↓技デパリンク m-bros.net/~wazadepa/f-so… フリー画像を使ってケンイチ2を応援しましょう！

@Miilfywayz Try to avoid using the character you're trying to comm in the reference image.

Do you think it's wrong to use ai to show an artist a reference for something that you want to commission them and pay them for? I generally am curious of this. example- I want this type of pose but I can only find anime ai art for ref.. Is it wrong to use that as ref ??

@DHKLOK It looks complicated from the outside, but it's actually pretty simple. OVAs, Dual, GXP, and Geminar are all the same canon, and there's books that tie in as well. Universe, movies, Tokyo, and AI!TM are non-canon. Universe and movies 1+3 are connected. Watch in release order.

@rippersarchive Oof. Ok. I'll bite. Tenchi is a hard series to get into

Tenchi Muyo! Collection! All Eight Series Ryo-Ohki (’92-’21) Universe (’95) Tokyo (’97) Photon (’97) Dual! (’99) GXP (’02) Geminar (’09) Ai Tenchi (’14) 480p, 540p, 720p, 1080p (111GB) A: EN, JA S: EN & The Movies and an OVA (’94-’99) 1080p (25GB) A: EN, JA S: EN

@CyberPunkCortes 7/10. Impressed by the degree of accuracy, but the velocity is fast enough that it'll break anything it lands on. Though they seem to be partially aware and pack it better than any Amazon delivery I've ever gotten.

Walmart air dropping me snacks like I’m a paratrooper in Bastogne.

@Longlius @revenant_MMXX The other girls however, were all aware that they come from a culture that's fine with polygamy, and that he wouldn't have to choose one of them.

@Longlius @revenant_MMXX At some point, it became that he enjoyed his life with all the girls, but choosing one of them would break that. And early on, showing any one of them much favor would piss off Ryoko and Ayeka, who are always ready to start slinging lasers.

Sexless zoomers hear "harem" and think of the junk we get now, they could never with this

@Saturday_Anime @EcchiOujisama Ryo-Ohki even got triplets.

@EcchiOujisama Didn't Tenchi marry and father children with all the girls in the original continuity?

The Tenchi Muyo OVA continuity (i.e. real Tenchi Muyo and everything that ties into it) is an all-time great. My offer to do proper subs for the later series remains on the table if proper BD rips ever surface. Reminder: the GXP anime is fanfiction and the novels are canon.

INT. THE COURTROOM – DAY A squat, hirsute, bare-chested brute with a ragged beard and an even raggier loincloth—the DWARF BARBARIAN—takes the stand. At the same moment, his slender traveling companion, the ELF MAGE, gives their HUMAN DEFENSE LAWYER a troubled look. HUMAN LAWYER (smirking) We got this. TROLL JUDGE Prosecution, your witness. An ORC PROSECUTOR in an ill-fitting, three-sizes-too-small navy worsted suit rises from his bone-hewn chair. A single jacket button valiantly strains to contain his bulging green gut. ORC PROSECUTOR Your Honor, da prosecution motions to kill da filthy pinkskins and eat ’em, here and now. ELF MAGE (sinking in his chair) By El-Shara’s light. DWARF BARBARIAN (hopping up on his seat) I’m ready to die, ya pig-faced pettifogger! TROLL JUDGE (banging his gavel) Order! Order in da court! (he glares at the orc) We be havin’ a proper hearing— ELF MAGE (sighing with relief) Oh, thank the stars. TROLL JUDGE —den we kill ’em. The elf flicks his eyes to the human lawyer again. HUMAN LAWYER (waving him off) It’s fine. It's fine. We got this. ORC PROSECUTOR (snorts) Shortshank! Ain’t it true dat you killed everybody in Kraga’s Kava Bar? Yes or no? DWARF BARBARIAN (eyes the judge and prosecutor warily) Yes. (he sits down) But we didn’t know it was a Kava Bar at the time. ORC PROSECUTOR (skeptical) Dat so. DWARF BARBARIAN (shrugs) We thought it was a dungeon. ORC PROSECUTOR Exhibit A! (gestures to a broken wooden sign propped up on the nearby evidence table) Da very sign dat was hanging outside da bar dat very day! (to the dwarf) Read it, tunnel rat. DWARF BARBARIAN (sneering) I can’t. I’m illiterate. The GALLERY, filled with orcs, grumbles. GALLERY MEMBER #1 Dumb rock-licker can’t even read! GALLERY MEMBER #2 Dem dwarves is all da same. I always say dat it’s a problem in da community! GALLERY MEMBER #3 Dey got no appreciation for da myriad of ways a state funded, publicly available scholastic apparatus raises standards of living across all socioeconomic classes! Lifts all boats! GALLERY MEMBER #2 Dey’d rather just sit around and lick each other's rocks all day! The Gallery harrumphs in agreement. TROLL JUDGE Order! Order! (gavel bangs) Prosecution, continue. ORC PROSECUTOR Tunnel Rat says he can’t read da Kava Bar sign. Dat’s fine—reading hard. But— (he turns, dramatic) —why couldn’t tunnel rat read da room? Huh? HUMAN LAWYER (whispering) Damn, he’s good. DWARF BARBARIAN It was a bloody dungeon! An abandoned crypt of dilapidated, moss-laden stone miles from the nearest town! How was I supposed to know a daft orc dolt turned it into some dirt-water swill pit? ORC PROSECUTOR A daft orc dolt. Hmph. Dats what da rocky monkey calls da victim. (the orc strolls over to the exhibit table and holds up a masterfully painted watercolor portrait of a brutish orc woman) But daft orc dolt had name: Kraga. Kraga was a small business owner. A valued member of the local community. And da single mother to 37 beautiful orc boys. (he gestures to the Gallery) Many of dem here with us today. The entire Gallery stomps their feet. DWARF BARBARIAN Well, I didn’t know that! ORC PROSECUTOR And you didn’t stop to ask, eider. But you did stop to loot the bodies. (he stares) Didn't you, crag runt? DWARF BARBARIAN I mean, it'd be a waste if we didn't... ORC PROSECUTOR And empty the till. The troll judge turns to the dwarf. DWARF BARBARIAN We thought it was a very strange looking chest. At the end of a dungeon, there's always a chest— ORC PROSECUTOR (lifts a parchment) Exhibit B! Da business license for da Kava Bar, registered with da local Adventurer’s Guild! Dis was an unsanctioned quest, wasn’t it, boulder bugger? DWARF BARBARIAN I—well—so what if it was! HUMAN LAWYER (hushed to the elf) Seriously? You two were on an unsanctioned quest? ELF MAGE (defensive) You try getting a dwarf to fill out a form. HUMAN LAWYER For the love of— ELF MAGE They hate paperwork! DWARF BARBARIAN Some dizzy guild waif isn’t gonna tell me where I’m going and what I’m killing! (he beats his chest) A dwarf makes his own way! I’ll kill and go as I please, when I please! HUMAN LAWYER (leaping out of his chair) Objection, Your Honor! What my client meant to say is that he has the right to go and defend himself as he pleases when he pleases— TROLL JUDGE Shaddap, long-shank. HUMAN LAWYER Of course, your honor. (he plops back down) ORC PROSECUTOR Self-defense. Dat’s what da pinkskins claim all the time. Big word. Big idea. But dey da one's coming into our crypts, our villages, our Kava Bars. The Gallery nods along. ORC PROSECUTOR Maybe we be da ones who need defense from dem! (he grabs a white cloth and rips it off the table) Exhibit C! Da murder weapon! The Gallery hisses, all shielding their eyes as the serrated blade of the wicked, rune-carved axe gleams with a blinding, lurid light. ORC PROSECUTOR What’s da name of dis wretched weapon, stone shagger?! DWARF BARBARIAN (defiant) ORCSBANE the ORCREAVER! ORC PROSECUTOR And what da runes say?? DWARF BARBARIAN In the ancient tongue of my ancestors: Orc lives splatter! HUMAN LAWYER (hushed to the elf) Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and cast Mallakor’s Madness on all of us. ELF MAGE What? HUMAN LAWYER Right now. ELF MAGE (scoffing) Why the devil would I do that? HUMAN LAWYER Because your unhinged bigot co-defendant killed an innocent single mother and all her patrons with a weapon thaumaturgically-infused with pure racial animus and the only way we’re getting out of here alive is on an insanity plea. ELF MAGE Surely you jest. If I cast Mallakor’s Madness on the dwarf, he'll go into a blind, psychotic rage and butcher every orc in this room to the last. HUMAN LAWYER Honestly, that works too. --- [g][title: Orc Lives Splatter]

i knew the hate to the digimon movie OST was a cia psyop

@digiaesthetix It's the single best collection of licensed music, rivaled only by the Shrek soundtrack. Both contain All-Star by Smash Mouth. This is not a coincidence.

@C_U271D No, please continue.

Sociologically speaking I believe the proliferation of HMOFA/Teratophilia among young men is representative of their yearning for female companionship despite the increasing estrangement and alienation between the sexes, in this essay I will

@Sincere2DBones @TheOtaking Bit of both. The next series coming out is an adaptation of Paradise Wars, about the representatives of the various Space Pirate Guilds being thrown onto an island to figure out the pecking order before they join Jurai, and Seina is their supervisor.

@TheOtaking Mucho se está anunciando mi querido Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki, van a sacar una nueva serie o spin off como GXP o War on Geminar?

Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki - AIC - 1992/1993

@t_unmasked The one where she rescues the piano player is one of the highlights of S1, but otherwise it was all better once Ami and Rei joined. And also, some sort of balance was lost when Mako joined, up until Minako was introduced.

🔥 Hot Take 🔥 The episodes with only Sailor Moon (before Mercury and Mars join) really aren’t that good. 🫤

@unredacted_org wassitdo?

New anti-censorship infrastructure deployment underway

@Mercuri0ff Seeing Hotaru's being glaive so long that she can't hold it straight kills me every time.

Woah, vhs goes p well with these

@herosword_p @FuckKoroks I've seen plenty of keen observations from Tumblr, but never anything useful from Reddit.

@FuckKoroks I've seen countless pieces of wisdom like this from 4chan and not once from Reddit, speaks volumes really.

how many millions of sensitive young autistic men did this bitch create

Toonami is among Atlanta’s top 10 contributions to the world