Teeny Brumby

Just found out from a secret source what's going to happen when parliament resumes and wowwwwww I'm so excited you guys are going to love this #politas

Most of my electoral support comes from the Children Who Aren’t Old Enough to Know Better demographic

“Ma’am the bushfire is moving quickly towards us” no shit Sherlock they didn’t call it Flood-ie did they

In a silly mood today making up little songs in the council meetings. Lanyard, lanyard swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cause u are so awesome 😜😜 Also anyone south of Latisha Street needs to evacuate immediately. Do not bring pets or personal belongings.

Always makes me laugh when people ask what contingencies the council has in place for a natural disaster. Ma’am I spent the last week shopping for caravan accessories. My plan in an emergency is call 000 then think of funny quips to get airtime on Launceston TV news.

Aulderman pussy has me acting up bro 😂😂like tell me why I just passed council legislation idgaf about just so Neil saw me use the mini hammer 😭😭

Capiche?

don’t stay on bridge GET OFF BRIDGE

I learned by heart the intricacies of my husbands stance on hog confinement

Made the council swear an oath of allegiance to me but I kept forgetting the words. what does hydrophobic mean

Dropped my lanyard on the floor. An apathy so heavy crushed my body into suffocating stillness.

Cards on the table? I love Burnie and I’m happy to be it’s mayor. #truth

Doing my Jar-jar Binks voice when I call the meeting to order 😂

not my white ass wearing galaxy leggings to the council meeting

Kids from the bush tell me because their speeds are so bad they keep getting beaten by gamers from the mainland- unacceptable

@yinyangman69 What the fuck

Hey #politas peeps. While we wait for the LegCo results to come in (and it’s looking like postal votes so we have plenty of time), what’s your favourite Tassie politician name? I’ll go first. Burnie councillor, Teeny Brumby. I lol every time. 🐴

Lachlan….. this is so beautiful….. in the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return 🍂🍂🍂

Sir if you should ever seek to challenge the Hobart regime, cast down the mewling coward Rockcliff and resume your place as August Patriarch of this island, myself and the city of Burnie stand behind you. Long live the true Premier!