Tunde Fola

You are admired only when you win. Until then, you are tolerated at best, mocked at worst, and invisible in between

Tips for passing MCQs: 1. Choose the correct answer 2. Avoid choosing the wrong answer

Lazy is not the word I'd use. Crazy's more like it.

It’s lazy foreshadowing that the Earth has a twin sister planet cooked by greenhouse gases and acid rain

@georgejean_ @VMFWORLDWIDE Who the fuck are you?

@Mclawrenceco @VMFWORLDWIDE ???

George Washington was British

Nobody will ultimately win in the grand debate between the theist and the atheist as all religions are intentionally constructed to make their ultimate promises (eternal life) unfalsifiable (they cannot be proven right or wrong.) This means that if my framework is correct and there is no God, then death is the end of both you and me. And if your framework as a religious person is also false and there is no God, death is also the end of you and me. If therefore the price for my being correct and your being wrong are structurally similar, then the argument was never one meant to produce a winner. This is the careful and masterful design of its authors. All I ever advice my religious friends is to live their lives in such a way that if they ever got to realize that there was in fact no resurrection of the dead and no afterlife, then they would be satisfied with how they lived their lives nonetheless.

Why do religious texts suddenly become metaphorical when literal interpretations become inconvenient?

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

@BlackYellow They can only join in, they can't replace any serious graphics designers

AI will never replace graphic designers.

@onosetale_usifo Jesus😂😂

Facebook people no real at all…Wtf 😭😂

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn" Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

Hurray, Trump saved 8 AI-generated people.

Trump is begging Iranian leaders to not execute 8 AI-generated women. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

A 5-star hotel in Abuja sharing buckets of water to guests is not something I ever thought I’d hear in my lifetime. There really is no rock bottom in Nigeria.

i hate when teachers are like “if I make an exception for you, i’d have to make an exception for everyone.” do you fucking know what an exception means

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

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