Melissa Hyde

@rodryanshow Bullshit

@PTGPN @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 #PTGNOTCOOL In a word…MOSQUITOES! Mosquitoes are not cool!!! I’m forced to either coat myself in bug spray or spend the next days covered in huge itchy welts! WHY am I so tasty?! 😩🤣🦟🖕🏻

@rodryanshow Mr. Ed

@JoshuaTree713 @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 This should be good…. I imagine if I were a dude all day I’d practice sitting down without smashing my balls.

If were a chick for a day, what would you do? #ptganswers @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03

@rodryanshow If it’s cooked the right way…

@imMikeFish In the waiting room now… So far it’s only 15 min after my scheduled time, but it’s been worse. Much worse. We should be able to charge hospitals for our time.

Has anyone ever actually been seen by their Doctor at the time of the booked appointment?

@Itsjustmikeyp HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of the nicest guys I know. Hope your day is fantastic, Mikey!

@Itsjustmikeyp Wow! Congratulations!!!

Well happy birthday to me! #winnerwinnerchickendinner

@casadeeberly It’s WONDERFUL! 🤣 I went and saw one of the Twilight (🤣) movies by myself and it was cold so I kept my long jacket on the whole time! Sure I looked like a creeper, but I ate my popcorn and minded my own business! 🤣🤣🤣

You just gotta do it once and realize it’s actually great lol. Same as going out to eat alone.

@JoshuaTree713 @passthegravypod Dude your tent and ice chest?! Oh no!!!!😬

My #ptgnotcool is after the golf tournament all my shit is in an uber somewhere 🤷‍♂️ no clue what happened after 9ish haha @passthegravypod

@passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 #PTGPowerRankings Power Rank these super powers: Invisibility, Reading Minds, Flying, Breathing Underwater, Super Strength

@rodryanshow Rotary phone in puke green and a candy dish with ribbon candy! 🤣

@KMundoB @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 WTH did they shoot?!

#PTGNotCool Working till 1am trying to find and fix the issues caused by someone that shouldn't own a gun. @passthegravypod

@KBTXRusty Disgusting.

🔴 The founder of a Texas megachurch who pleaded guilty to sexually abusing a child was released after serving six months in jail.

@delongedude @JoshuaTree713 @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 Tree could remove that for you with his belt sander!

@JoshuaTree713 @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 I have a golf callus, I’m back at work!😁

Belt sander got me while I was deburring some metal. It happens ,back to work #ptgnotcool @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03

@ThatAstrosGirl Hope you feel better soon! 🩷

@JoshuaTree713 @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 That explanation just made it even worse! You’re like rubber man now!

@MelHydemyself @passthegravypod @AlexJMiddleton @notpatdionne @RobertBarbosa03 Can't use them doing certain stuff, but the black is from the latex gloves I was wearing that that burnt in

@delongedude @delongedude you are so adorable!!! 🥰

GOOOOO BIG RED!!!!!!! #Huskers #sweetsixteen

@KMundoB @astros @CobosQue Jealous! @CobosQue is the BEST!!!

Another @astros Opening Day and had to hit up @CobosQue one more time!