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loyal royal and God will Rise

bush shoot-out (2004)

this girl farts in her sleep more than she talks

Me cleaning my PS5 Pro at every single use after today's news:

love when old cats refer to someone young by saying they got similac breath

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@JasperDolphin not even a rapper

I have the best verse 🤷🏾‍♂️

the day Wisconsin stood still

thank God for Lil B

it's cool cause i feel the same for Lexa Gates

baby girl has a crush on him

Ryan Reynolds is my biggest opp rn

those tacos put me through HELL

gas being 6 dollars actually just makes me hustle more thank you donald trump

playing Drake in silverlake and everybody looking at me like i crucified jesus

these north oak ppl

My mom kept my old 1400 Microsoft Points card… with the receipt still stapled to it. I thought I was buying a map pack. She was preserving a memory.

@Youtubable @YoDz117 the best to ever hit. remember working weekends with my dad to get DLC. it was easier for Black ops. got 3/5 DLC's for free when jd2020 would tweet out codes at launch

@YoDz117 Stimulus on mw2

girlfriend be farting like it don't smell. i be going to the couch