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@darren_dazmav80 That's so awful, for you and your daughters, I do feel for you. I hope the years to come bring togetherness for you guys when they realise you were on the right side of history all along.🤞

Pre covid bollocks I was a dad to 2 young daughters, their mum was/is a GP surgery practice manager........ I think you'll be able to finish post for me!! Yes you guessed it I no longer see them, it's been over 4 years now, so yeah I have an axe to grind 💯 #Plandemic

@Faith_On_Chain Good on 'ya. Just keep going, every sat helps.🥳

Finally reached 0.3 BTC. I’m going to keep stacking sats until I reach 1 whole Bitcoin.

Washed my wife's #car today. (Needs polishing, but it's a bit better than it was!) Interested to see if the amazing nerds of #weirdcartwitter can guess what it is, from this cropped front bumper angle?🤷🏻‍♂️ Prize for the first correct guess is tbc...probably a celebratory emoji!🥳

@alyaalyaalyal Wow, they're amazing, you can almost hear the waves! You have a lot of talent.

ну раз твиттер теперь интернациональный, настало время показать мои картины маслом

@pipsy80 Congrats, new car day is always cool! 🫡 Looks like a nice upgrade, and the topless aspect is always welcome! Enjoy!🥰

Happy new car day to meeee... She likes to go topless, I hear...😂

@FlashheartV2 That's great news, relieved for you both.🥳👍

@pipsy80 I bet they're amazing! Lucky you! Happy Easter!🥰

Happy Easter to me from the girls! 👌🏼🐔

@watergypsi So very sorry to hear your sad news. My thoughts are with you both.😢💔

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

@Mr_Husky1 That's so cool - love it!👏👏👏🥰

'Splitting From The Norm' — my sixteen-year-old little brother just blew my mind with this incredible piece he made for his senior art project. Jake has always been the "difficult" kid in our family, the one who got suspended for arguing with teachers and spent more time in detention than anyone should. Mom was constantly getting calls from school about his attitude or his refusal to follow directions. But apparently, all that rebellious energy found the perfect outlet in woodworking class this semester. He spent three months planning and building this split dresser, working after school every day and refusing to let any of us see it until the big reveal at the school art show last night. When we walked into that gallery and saw this massive, impossible-looking piece of furniture that actually functions perfectly, I literally got chills. Each drawer opens smoothly despite looking like it should topple over, and the craftsmanship is honestly better than furniture I've seen in expensive stores. The best part was watching him explain his technique to visitors, confident and articulate in a way we never see at home. His art teacher told us he's already got colleges interested based on photos of this project, and there's been talk about him potentially selling custom furniture pieces. I've been encouraging him to document his process and maybe start small with some simpler designs online, where there's actually a market for young artists doing unique woodworking. Seeing him find something he's genuinely passionate about and incredibly talented at has been the best surprise of this whole year — turns out our "problem child" was just a creative genius waiting for the right outlet.

@FlashheartV2 Yeah, they are, and a bit of a sleeper for those that don't know what it is!😋 Perfect for visiting clients too imo - smart, but not stupidly ostentatious and still a lot of fun, probably in more comfort. You're developing wiseness in your "old" age fella!😂🫡

@FlashheartV2 Nice, looks great in the green colour, really suits it! New car day is always fun - enjoy!🥳🥳

ONE MAN CRUSHES COUNCIL IN POTHOLE WAR USING FORGOTTEN LAW! Retired 68-year-old Derek Bennett took on lazy Hertfordshire County Council after they ignored dangerous potholes ruining roads in Berkhamsted and Hemel Hempstead. Using obscure Section 56 of the Highways Act 1980, he served legal notices, then dragged them to court when they failed to act. Judge at St Albans Crown Court ordered the council to fix THREE major roads within 20 days and awarded Bennett £1,650 costs. “If everyone did this, we’d have lovely roads within six months,” he said. Absolute legend just exposed how useless councils really are! Derek Bennett, 68, pictured outside St Albans Crown Court, took action after becoming fed up with the potholes in streets in his home village of Berkhamsted in Hertfordshire and nearby Hemel Hempstead

Any doctor willing to abort a baby at 9 months is a murdering satanic bastard / organ harvesting demon

beatboxing to a cricket is some next level shi

😳This dude turned a jet ski into a tiny fishing boat and I want one. H/T: Joeoceanside

This is frighteningly inept! Appreciate CH have taken the system down for now, but it doesn't bode well for a secure #digitalID future.😱

I was in slow traffic in my old '98 Lotus Elise S1 today, and some guy driving in the opposite direction wound down his window and in a very booming Cockney accent shouted "Gooorgeous!" I took it personally and blew him a kiss.😂 On reflection, he probably just liked the car.🤷‍♂️

@FlashheartV2 @Butterknifeopr8 😂😂😂

Can anyone else spot AI replies a mile off? Fucking loads of them these days.