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@ttmygh Back when fun wasn’t illegal.

It was just better back then.

@GuidoFawkes So basically he’s asking them nicely, bound to work.

STARMER: "We are exploring each and every diplomatic avenue that is available to us" to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

@FirstSquawk Watched it and he did not beg. More like a polite suggestion, “if you can”. Also told people to fill up as normal and enjoy Easter.

PM ALBANESE BEGS ORDINARY AUSTRALIANS TO NOT USE FUEL AMID HORMUZ CRISIS 'IF YOU CAN SWITCH TO CATCHING THE TRAIN OR BUS OR TRAM TO WORK, DO SO'

@KobeissiLetter Right before the market opens…

BREAKING: The US Department of War announces it will be holding a press conference at 8 AM ET on Tuesday.

@Marlboro_TR909 @robprogressive They’re not.

@robprogressive To go where? The usual havens - Australia, NZ, Canada - are just as lunatic left as we are

I find myself thinking more & more about leaving the United Kingdom Lately, that thought doesn’t feel distant anymore - it feels real People don’t leave just because things are difficult. They leave when staying no longer feels right Labour, give me a reason to believe in the country I love

@robprogressive I did, it was great. I’m just disappointed at what we came back to. Considering leaving again.

“Crisis? What Crisis? “Things are going well and it’s all thanks to me!” 🤡 independent.co.uk/voices/cost-of…

@KobeissiLetter Close the strait to their ships too

BREAKING: Iran has drafted legislation to create the "Hormuz Law" which is expected create a formal toll system for the Strait of Hormuz. Preliminary details include: 1. Hormuz Law to introduce fees on navigation and pollution in the Strait of Hormuz 2. Draft legislation also includes creation of a "regional fund" 3. The move is seen as an attempt to formalize long-term tolls on global shipping routes 4. The US has called these tolls on the Strait of Hormuz both "illegal" and "unacceptable" The Strait of Hormuz situation is becoming even more complicated.

@aufwiedpet Maybe my favourite episode, certainly the best of S2

‘Cowboys’ first aired on this day in 1986.

@kingkenny1978 @aufwiedpet @liamgallagher And all the beers free

@aufwiedpet @liamgallagher Where the landlords a pixie

Allowing abortion up to birth allows killing vulnerable but fully formed humans. Those who voted for this barbaric act are unfit for Parliament

Don’t forget the clocks go forward!

Australian man lays out how we are screwed because of woke incompetent retards. One of the most hilarious and Aussie interviews you'll hear.

This will end up as one of the historical inception stories in the age of AI.

🚨 NEW: Greater Manchester Police say they have found "no evidence" of family voting in the Gorton and Denton by-election

ok so the rosie story was even more insane than it looked > be the australian tech guy who made a cancer vaccine for his dog > first try: genetic algorithms to design a new drug from scratch > works in simulation but would take years to test > second try: screen 1 million existing compounds against the mutation > two weeks of computation. find a perfect match > it's patented > patent holder says no to compassionate use > what_did_you_expect.jpg > spend two weeks just being with the dog > 2am idea: what if i just make a vaccine > chatgpt for pipeline, gemini for construct, grok for validation > 300 gigabytes of raw sequencing data to half a page of vaccine construct > university ethics approval would take until mid-2026 > dog doesn't have that long > panik > canine cancer expert connects him to a lab in queensland with existing approval > drive 14 hours to get there > inject > three weeks later the tumors swell. immune system swarming > six weeks later shrinking > two months later legs returning to normal > one mass doesn't respond > sequence it again > different cancer. the vaccine worked. the body grew a new tumor he's now building a company so every dog owner can do this he had the technology the whole time. he spent 18 months fighting for permission to use it

NOBODY has been banned from participating in the Olympics. Men, who by definition are not women, are simply not allowed to participate in women’s events. Those men remain more than welcome to continue to participate in men’s events. It really is that simple.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Sanity

Manners…

@dshensmith @realninawysocka I think borderline is optimistic

@realninawysocka Honestly I think it’s borderline

Do you think the UK is still redeemable?

@elonmusk I’d like to buy it’s not available in the uk yet

Try it out!