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DevOps Engineer | Trading for fun Use Padre for the best fills - https://t.co/YPQy5b0htv

The Bananazone شامل ہوئے Ekim 2025
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Monkey@MonkeySDF·
Believe in something 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@stuey_beef Too bad restore is gonna win makerfield
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Stuey Beef 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
If Vladimir Putin changed the voting system days before an election to stop his opponents winning, every British journalist would call it what it is: rigging the rules. Tonight, Labour rammed through a last‑minute switch in the Lords so that if Andy Burnham wins Makerfield and quits as Greater Manchester Mayor, his replacement won’t be chosen on a simple first‑past‑the‑post ballot, but on the supplementary vote system instead. Why now? Because Labour knows the race to replace Burnham would be a straight two‑horse fight with Reform UK – and under FPTP, the candidate with the most votes wins, no second chances, no back‑room redistributions, no “stop Reform” stitch‑ups. Under SV, Labour gets a second bite of the cherry: if their candidate can limp into the top two, they can hoover up second preferences from every other party and magic a “majority” on the second count, even if Reform tops the poll on first preferences. This isn’t “modernising democracy”. It’s the governing party using its Commons majority and the unelected Lords to hurriedly doctor the rules of one specific contest because it’s terrified the voters might choose someone else. When the establishment preached to the world about “rules‑based order”, they forgot to mention one thing: in Britain, the rules are “based” on whether Labour thinks it might lose.
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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依
I don't understand how there's no civil war when 250,000 daughters have been raped. Is the British Army ISIS⁉️ What the hell are they protecting⁉️ Why don't they stage a coup⁉️ When they go home, do they cover their own wives and children with black cloth and do horrible things to them too⁉️
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Napo Léon
Napo Léon@NapoLeon1226391·
Petit aperçu des supportrices de chaque pays... Voir le réel et se mettre une balle...
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Department of War CTO
NO HESITATION. NO MERCY. OVERWHELMING LETHALITY. 🇺🇸
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Monkey
Monkey@MonkeySDF·
I love how based nobunaga has become from literally just seeing things w his own eyes
NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依@japan_nobunaga

Because racism is bad, let's all smile and nod even when 250,000 girls are being tortured and raped. Even if homosexuals are getting hard fucking men's asses and shoving it into babies' mouths too, it's their "right," so let's smile nicely. Even if school teachers are forcing children to get sex change surgeries, it's "progressive" and "advanced," so let's all smile. You people — are you even human anymore? Haaaaaah? Aren't you ashamed to be alive? Did they stuff Arab desert sand into your skull instead of a brain??? Grinning like idiots at these degenerates, putting up with this bullshit society, just like a drooling camel carrying humans on its back to work. After planes were flown into the Twin Towers — the symbol of wealth — you immediately forgot and handed over the mayor's seat too. Aren't you ashamed in front of your children, your grandchildren, your descendants, the future, and God? By the year 3000, all the textbooks will be in Arabic, and it will say: "In the 2030s, Muslims took over the West. Those ball-less chicken pig slaves made it ridiculously easy. Super hilarious LOL" and "'White' humans are pig slaves, so you can do whatever the fuck you want to them!" Even if they write that as Article 1 of the constitution, is that okay with you?? World Cup? Basketball? Football?? HAAAAAAAHHHHHH???? You shouldn't be these ball-less cowards who can't even protect little girls and just sit on the couch crunching nachos. If you're big men riding around in massive fucking trucks with guns in your hands, then before the England of your ancestors' blood turns into the devil's hell that is Afghanistan, you should fucking stand up.

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The floor gets higher slowly, slowly, slowly, then all at once 5m candle.
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Your bro sends you this chart. You aping?
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$Trilly to a trilly baby
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Politics UK
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK·
🚨 NEW: A Ukrainian national and Romanian national have been found guilty of setting fire to Keir Starmer’s home and car
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Chairman ²
Chairman ²@Chairman_DN·
after careful consideration and a long discussion with internet friends i have never met irl, ive decided to buy some animal memes on sol. i’m starting to see a cult forming and i genuinely miss these pfp cults movements/raids. maybe, just maybe, we see this again this year, woof
Miyamoto@iruletrenches

after careful consideration and a long discussion with internet friends i have never met irl, ive decided to buy some animal memes on sol. i’m starting to see a cult forming and i genuinely miss these pfp cults movements/raids. maybe, just maybe, we see this again this year, woof

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Monkey
Monkey@MonkeySDF·
I am going to spend the time to build this out into a proper multiplayer game, with elements from @PlayKintara (hub, idle activities, etc) and other elements more similar to WWC (teaming up w friends to beat dungeons, bosses, etc) Will post updates as I go (if I remember)
Monkey@MonkeySDF

Nevermind! The absolute criminal I was helping decided it was rape o’clock. My bad everyone. 2 days of work & 25 sol down the drain, lovely. Apologies to anyone who lost money I didn’t see this coming.

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Basil the Great
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
🚨BREAKING: Bluesky will NOT be blocked for under 16’s as part of UK government’s social media ban
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