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Mortiguin

@Mortiguin91

Penguin themed Muay Thai superhero. I thought I was being witty and hilarious.

Indiana, USA شامل ہوئے Haziran 2016
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Mortiguin@Mortiguin91·
Longing for an internet I'm no longer sure exists.
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Mortiguin@Mortiguin91·
@AiPinfu2003 We went to sleep and are only now starting to wake up. I do like how Japan and America both act like puppies whose owner just left for work whenever the other one goes to sleep. "They're gone forever! Noooo!"
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Commie Gibberish of the Day
Commie Gibberish of the Day@CommieGibberish·
“Well shoot I didn’t want to hire exclusively Mexicans Hondurans and other Thirdworlders my entire life but they’re the only ones who will take such little pa- I mean work hard. My son inherit the business? Huh, with what money! Nah I found this nice Indian fella willing to pay the right price. I don’t know though, Texas has been feeling differently lately. Something has changed. Just wish these damned kids were willing to work hard like we did.”
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Commie Gibberish of the Day@CommieGibberish

Me leaving my beautiful White suburban enclave to visit the Thirdworld (I am flying through Texas)

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planefag
planefag@planefag·
Almost made the mistake of continuing to argue with a European but decided I didn't want to poison the timelines of my new Japanese followers. Thank you, Japanese bros, you have saved me once again.
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あひるさん
あひるさん@5ducks5·
🇺🇸人同僚「俺らはベーコンを何よりも信用してる」 私「知ってる」 🇺🇸「食材を見たらまずベーコンで巻けるかを考える」 私「気持ちは分かる」 🇺🇸「ベーコンの旨さは税金くらい確実。サラダに乗せたらもうそれは信頼できる食事だ。愛と違ってベーコンは裏切らない。ベーコンの国際的信頼度は🇺🇸ドルより上だ」 私「愛に裏切られたことがあるのか🥹」
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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀👮
←日本人が考えるアメリカ人になりなさい → 日本人が考えるブラジル人になりなさい
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文車泉
文車泉@huguruma_izumi·
アメリカはとても深いBBQ文化を持つ国と言うことを知りました。 カリフォルニアは何故か嫌われることが多い州だということを知りました。 フロリダは全裸男性がサケやドラッグをやりながらワニを殴ることが多い州だということを知りました。
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Possum Reviews
Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum·
I'm not sure if it's that they don't understand second order effects, of if they just don't care about the long-term consequences when they have the chance to feel good about something right now. A classic example is raising the minimum wage. They hiked the minimum wage in Seattle and Portland, and predictably, employers responded by pausing the hiring of new minimum wage workers and cutting the hours of existing ones, resulting in fewer jobs and lower pay. They were warned this would happen, but they did it anyway because being able to say "we raised the minimum wage" looked and felt good in the moment. That's worse than stupidity. That's contempt for how your decisions affect other people in favor of short-term dopamine hits.
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ZUBY:@ZubyMusic

A lot of people are incapable of second order thinking. I know this seems impossible if you are, but it's true.

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Paul
Paul@WomanDefiner·
This is a good opinion to have regardless of what the powers that be say. As far as I'm concerned 3rd worlders have no opinions or rights when it comes to America or the west.
Zack@Asmongold

Banned for an entire week because I said I don't give a fuck about the opinions of illiterate third worlders. Would someone be banned for saying they don't care about what an American's opinion is on the Middle East? Of course not Blatant double standard, I didn't break ToS

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Sam Adler-Bell
Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell·
There is culture in small towns. Where I grew up, we had a drinking spot in the woods called “The Falls,” which I assumed, before going there, must be near a waterfall, but actually it was just near a small cliff, next to which was a sign that said “the falls” with a bunch of tally marks
Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine

Small towns are almost complete devoid of culture because everyone interested in culture inevitably moved to a big city

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Mortiguin
Mortiguin@Mortiguin91·
Dreams about school, please stop happening.
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☀️AliquisNovus☀️
“Bedtime….which I’m sure most sleepyheads have gone to by now.”
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TrustLion
TrustLion@Trust_Lion_·
The strategy to pre-establish "preventing becoming right-wing" is to pathologize expressing right-wing beliefs to legitimize punitive action. "You object to mass migration into your country? You failed at Education™️ then, and now civil action can be taken against you." and etc
captive dreamer@captive_dreamer

Gavin Newsom's wife: we have to use the powers of government to stop boys from becoming right wing

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Zack
Zack@Asmongold·
Banned for an entire week because I said I don't give a fuck about the opinions of illiterate third worlders. Would someone be banned for saying they don't care about what an American's opinion is on the Middle East? Of course not Blatant double standard, I didn't break ToS
yeet@Awk20000

Asmongold banned on Twitch

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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
My leftist workmate (whom I loved like a brother) said McCarthy was un American because he got a secretary fired from her job for having Communist leanings. “She was just a secretary. She filed papers!” Another, centrist, workmate told him off, “Yes she was a secretary - in the SECRETS ROOM.”
Matt Forney@mattforney

A patriot who warned us all about how deeply communists had penetrated the federal government. The Venona papers released in the 90s proved that everything he said was true. For his trouble, he was hounded by the media and completely destroyed. Sound familiar?

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MoshiMoshiMoan
MoshiMoshiMoan@MoshiMoshiMoan·
Tucker sobbing about mocking Islam Jones cheering on using the 25th against Trump Owens mainlining schizophrenia I've started to notice that the people mainly in the business of complaining get awfully mad at those offering solutions because if they work, the easy money is over
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