Kevin Mosoner

@poe_collector I am a Princess Peach main and I’m coming back for that ass with my lightning bolt into a star or golden shroom.

She blue shells your ass in 1st and you fall to 16th, wyd

She tells you to kill yourself, wyd

@BredsguardDalen Em and Jay are on point but the others are kinda ehhh to me.

Wow this guy does 7 different rappers voices in one verse. He sounds perfect, but almost too perfect. Is this for real?

@spaceghost Please scratch or massage my back 🤣 deep needs

One of my favorite thing is kissing a dude’s tummy cuz they rarely experience tenderness but they want to SO BAD

@Crashmasta25 @spaceghost And hard drives 😉

@spaceghost Did you know Hitachi made TVs?

Every time I’ve been about to orgasm my hitachi suddenly slows down I’m gonna freak out this is like the 5th time AHHHHHHHHHH

@MarcoTotti88 @andrewzimmern No denying veal isn’t the supreme ingredient here but veal has gotten so damn expensive. It prices itself out of the market for many. That’s why you see chicken here as well as Marsala..

@andrewzimmern This should be made with veal. Not chicken, huge difference and way better. Americans are obsessed with chicken , they have the pallet of a toddler.

They don’t make dishes like this anymore… which is exactly why you should. Saltimbocca is what happens when restraint wins. A few ingredients, no showing off, and a result that still outperforms half the menu. Crispy prosciutto. Sage in hot butter. Veal if you can find it… chicken if you can’t (that’s how it goes in my house). A quick pan sauce that brings it all together. Done right, it’s salty, savory, aromatic, and gone in about two minutes straight out of the pan. Want the full recipe? Check the link in my bio. What dish do you think deserves a comeback?

@spaceghost @poe_collector I actually just watched this like 2 days with him and my Mayor. They went to a spot and they got all kinds of crazy food, looked so damn good! Action even had his wifey come on that’s was dope. Love FTD. Action a neighborhood guy gotta support him!

@spaceghost How can one ban such marvelous pillows?

they banned my boobs from this website call that being shadowcanned

@poe_collector @spaceghost Where does one signup for such a vital amenity?

wouldst thou like a hug

@spaceghost Nothing at all got on the suede couch? That is precision 😂

I’m not gonna participate in the anal sex discourse except to say that one of my best sexual experiences ever was feverish unplanned drunk anal and we didn’t even ruin my suede couch with our disgusting beautiful antics which is lucky because unplanned anal usually ends poorly

@Chili1179 @Mericamemed Only oblivious dopes wouldn’t notice this and be like babe wtf is going on with your lashes 🤣 would have been going out the house or driveway somewhere

@Mericamemed Dear women, men don't notice shit like this.

In his defense, I didn’t notice until he sat in the car 🤣

@barstoolsports @NjTank99 Season over? You just hit up Skenes for 5 ER. One of the best pitchers in baseball. Get a life good lord. All these curmudgeon NY fans for both Mets and Yanks are so damn tiring. I see how Michael Kay gets so damn irritated with the fanbase!

“SEASON’S OVER!” 2 batters in, @NjTank99 is calling it a wrap on the Mets season

@C_3C_3 Nah NYC subway it’s heinous what this guy did to him but you never let anyone get behind or around you like that in the station EVER. You always on guard in the train. You see everything in the train from fights to robberies to shootings…

23 year old Kamel Hawkins… Should result in an immediate public death penalty. For everyone to see.

@SweeetTails Tails those are rookie moves! 🤣 You’re far more disciplined than that!!

Note to self, hide your vibrators before your cleaners come 😅🫣

@poe_collector Oh God I had an old Gateway 486 in the beginning, they sent a mug and a t shirt in the original cow boxes. Originally only has Dos in it then we installed Windows 3.1 a bit later. Had a 14.4kbps modem in that times with a subscription to Prodigy Classic.

I wish I still had this monitor. This was a Gateway prefab before prefabs were a thing. I think it was from 96-97.

Look what I found.

@ChefReactions The lawbstah I can get but why the Poutine? This isn’t Toronto. The boat is a nice touch too

@spaceghost Can I just watch Andor again with someone as enthused to watch it as I am? And then can we watch some seasons of Clone Wars? I need to catch up.

People keep trying to invite me over to watch Andor knowing that I would concede to fuck if they promised to watch Andor after

@spaceghost Top notch discipline out of you is what I expected.

haven’t been touched since July but am not letting my horny brain dictate any of my behavior

@poe_collector I can so see you dressed like Padme for sure with all her cute hairstyles and such.

After watching Andor, I explored other Star Wars properties and realized I’d never seen Attack of the Clones, the horniest franchise entrant. While watching Attack of the Clones for the first time I proudly tweeted “I would be a good dad like Jango Fett” The immediate response:

@spaceghost @poe_collector Ahh a fine connoisseur of FTD. Action is dope af and from the neighborhood. He knows the crazy spots.

@DrClownPhD Same person for Katana and Mileena?

Oh wow, I love Jason Statham as Kano!