NEW UGANDA

@outabrian2 Fuck NO!!!!! it's good u asked, we always wanted to tell you your shit is so stale and kiddish...start a kids show it could work better...not for grown ups

Be honest with me guys are my skits funny?

@Ksheebah1 @Jalochhenry Bitch pliz, just coz Ur wide vjj created one kid doesn't qualify to speak to us with your low IQ

I’ve been quiet for 15 years. Not because I had nothing to say or didn’t see it but because it wasn’t time. Now it is. Your turn to listen. My turn to speak.

@oscarbrianojok And believe you me it was a lie, she 44

Sheebah: "The first time I had a normal relationship, I was 17 years old in 2007 with a good guy called Ibrah." Maths: 2026-2007= 19 Age: 19+17= 36 years old

@Ksheebah1 You ain't shit...just know that...coz these dudes love sex, and you sell it, don't make you nothing but some cheap slut with a wide ass punani and some huge house gal lips....you are nothing..I repeat

I’m not a moment. I’m a movement.

Double Damn!!!!!

@annhybri Yup

Is Michael Jackson really bigger than Eminem, Jay z, Lil Wayne, Taylor swift, Rihanna and Beyonce all put together?

@Ainebyoona78920 Yes, you are crazy...

Guys I think Michael Jackson was overrated I try to listen and look where all the hype was / is always coming from and I don’t see . Maybe I might be

@Pearlyi_n_ Hell to the NOOO!!!Tyla is not MJ level she is a novice.

He is but Tyla is slowly dethroning him.

@bobiholicug @AidenKaliisa Don't know him

Where is kingzale??

@NupUpdates @brucenahabwe1 Proof that NUP loves Mao

“Gen Salim Saleh no longer picks my calls”~ Speaker Anita Among.

@JonahRuhima Todula..

Give us this day our daily bread. Amen 🙏

@JanetJackson I don't hate it

😽 Photos: Solaiman Fazel Clothes: sacai Makeup: Preston Meneses Stylist: Laurel Thomson Hair: SazzedbySisters

@sk_bongomin93 @Ishmaelthehost Lok adaa

Sleeping like this in Kampala is better than sleeping on the veranders in the cold 🙏🙏

@NuwatuhaProssy @Atuhairecarol10 Wapi she got too chubby

Ehhhh Carol is a very beautiful woman ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@JackieAkampwera Accentuating the difference in the procedures.p

Kwonka kandi! Now what is this?

It's the Prisons officer for me

Reminder of who is really in charge

@AkampuliraBen @KagutaMuseveni @joramtweets Tolina Magezi just

@KagutaMuseveni @joramtweets someone that's read it all, please summarise for me nze mpulira omutwe gunuma wano wewati🤦🏻‍♂️

Fellow Ugandans, especially the Bazzukulu. Habaari. Greetings to all of you. Of recent, I have noticed a lot of orwaari (noise, kelele), regarding the Sovereignty Bill. Which Sovereignty Bill is the rwaari about? The one I initiated in the Cabinet or another one? The Bill will stop FDIs (Foreign Direct Investments), support for religious bodies from abroad, Remittances from Ugandans working abroad, etc., etc. Really!! That is not the Bill I initiated. Below is clarification on what I initiated.

@Wilbercoplyf @MwesigyeFranks If Muhoozi Kainerugaba is NRM then you are right but if he is CDF and PLU...Watch the space

@MwesigyeFranks Mao is going no where, as the NRM we can never give a way the mantle of speakership to the opposition NEVER!

Mr. Chris Obore is very worried that the forced leave imposed on him in 2019 could happen again. At the time, he was effectively pushed out of his office at Parliament and ordered to hand over immediately. The situation escalated to the point where the Sergeant-at-Arms changed the locks to his office, locking him out completely. On several occasions, whenever he attempted to return, he was reportedly turned away again.😂 Bambi @ChrisObore1 should not be too worried this time, Hon. @norbertmao is known to be a calm and approachable person, and unlikely to treat him the same way.

@gwmagera Mostly because he can and we can't do shyt about it!!!

A man at 81 is settling accounts with the Creator. A nation where 75% are under 30 is just trying to start. Why are we letting his ending write our beginning?