Na though

Macho ya left hukua ya nini juu hio ya right ndio ya kulia

The easiest place to get women you want take home immediately and sleep with is wedding ceremony

Kukaa bedsitter ni ngumu huna kioo inabidii ujiangalie kwa kisu.

I don’t how to explain this but it is important to me but date someone who takes your photo without you asking 🤨

When you 2 strokes away from NUTTIN and she YELL "DONT STOP"

Haha an entire weekend with me and she hasn't received a single call. She thinks I'm new to this game.

Ushago shops are so funny. Unaeza itana 40 minutes kumbe shopkeeper ako kwake anakamua ng'ombe na hawezi toka mpaka amalize 😭😅

Kwa documentation zote ,hakuna yenye hushinda ya ICU na maternity. I was telling students these aren't mere wards where you'll be shallow, document every step like your life depends on it.

Mastering the art of contentment leaves people thinking you have everything.

Once you start making money more than you used to make, you’ll find out that no amount of money is actually enough

2nd gear 4 low gives you near perfect control when doing technical 4 wheel driving

Wnaume mmetosheka na dem moja mu_barikiwe sanah 😭😭😂

Mtu anakuomba laptop alafu ukimuuliza anataka kufanyia Nini anasema anataka kuwatch nayo movies ,😂😭

If someone showed up to a date 2 hours late unaeza respond aje🥲

Stima imenitandika nimetoka mbio, nashangaa watu kwa soko wananiangalia ka Celeb kumbe nlitoka na boxer tu😂💔

Petite bebs wanavaa baggy trousers ndio watuconfuse tusijue hawana ass 🤌

Makosa kubwa uneza fanya ni kuambia karau…”Ik my rights”🔨😭😂

Mwanaume akiishi solo hukula some very weird food combination😂😂

How clear is your phone camera?📸

Nimefikiria sana na nime conclude that kujenga nyumba ushago ukiwa still young sio a bad idea afterall

Unafunga macho church unaona ukirarua Cd