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Wall sit hold is not for the weak 😱

I'll trash them all.

If you hire 700 men in Nigeria and be paying them 400k a month, there is a good chance you will attend 400 to 500 weddings by December. If you hire 1000 women and be paying them 700k a month, they will be waiting for men earning 1.5 million naira monthly to come and propose to them. Women don't distribute wealth!!!

My Yorùbá ancestors knew this and passed it down to us....they taught us the name of trees and shrubs and roots....they taught us how to speak to them and ask for their help when lost in the forest or when sick ....all of this is embedded in IFÁ...it's not new.

@ick_real I listen to Indian songs. I'm Yoruba, by the way.

Do you listen to songs in languages other than your native tongue?

Husband: Make me some coffee please. Feminist: Do it on your own. Boss: Make me some coffee. Feminist: Would you like some sugar in it? We live in a crazy world.

@Jevrix9 First find someone who can carry conversations. Most +234 girls are so terrible at it. I don't save their numbers. I just move them to the bottom of the pile.

Texting with someone whose level of humour and sarcasm matches yours >>>>>>>

@aby_designs @iamcardib @Guccistarboi I just came here... True true, e no go better for you 😂.

@iamcardib @GucciStarboi He has a woman Cardi.

lol Cardi said it was edited, deleted ✌🏿

@animolenikun Don't leave his neck, please.

Which means allah is a deity.

@Mr_Ceyram You want her to walk to her neighbour's house on the road that men constructed?

Dont use the phone in your hand. It was created by a man. Go to your neighbor and gossip

I've been married 15 years. Still married because we treat these like law: • Bed is for sleep and sex only • No phones in bedroom • Kids asleep? We talk. 5 mins or 3 hours. Doesn't matter. We talk • Pray together before sleep • We eat every meal together • No screens when eating • And we never, and I mean NEVER criticize each other in public Your marriage is your son's blueprint, and your daughter's standard. Make sure you lead at the front and everyone will follow.

@sylawinget Die For You by The Weeknd on repeat at the moment.

If you see this tweet please reply the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist

Mara tansho lese baba 🔥

Not just that, it messes with you mentally too. It can strip you of your sense of self and make you feel like you’re somehow less human if you don’t believe. Like without a god, you’re automatically seen as immoral or broken. That kind of thinking does real damage. It trains people to doubt their own thoughts, to feel guilty for normal human feelings, and to constantly second-guess themselves. Instead of trusting your own reasoning, you’re told to rely on something you can’t even verify. And if you don’t, you’re labeled as lost, arrogant, or evil. For some people, it goes deeper than that, it creates fear that never really leaves. Fear of punishment, fear of being watched, fear of thinking the “wrong” thing. That kind of pressure can shape how someone sees themselves and the world in a really unhealthy way. And the worst part is, a lot of people don’t even realize how much it’s affecting them. They just accept it as normal.

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits... When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Normal person: - sings lyrics Me: - sings lyrics - sings backup vocals - sings guitar riffs - plays air drums the entire song - head-bangs

@so9ice25 @omaakatugba Nope. You should rest.

@NativeCross @omaakatugba My comment is based on what they said the post You are just pained rest

Seeing your gym progress is such a top-tier feeling >>>>>

He doesn't run ads for fraudulent companies. He doesn't scam his fans. He doesn't commit violence. Despite insane street cred, he doesn't egg his goons to violence. Uncle T wasn't coming to check on him in jail. Ibrahim jeun lo. Na bad mouth you get, you no kill person.

People are often quick to talk about Erectile Dysfunction, but no one ever talks about Erectile Overfunction 😂 There are many of us who are literally one touch, one thought, or one image away from getting hard. Early in the morning, during daily activities, or for no reason at all, you find yourself erect and struggling to hide it from showing on your trousers.