Neil Hamburger

Moving our limited social media operations over to neilhamburger.bsky.social, hope to see you there

“America's Funnyman” @NeilHamburger appears live and in person on November 12! After performing everywhere from Madison Square Garden to a gorilla cage in an abandoned Catskills zoo, Neil is finally coming to White Eagle Hall. Get your tickets now! 🎟️eventim.us/nh1112

Enjoy this fascinating "fly on the wall" video in preparation for our soon-to-begin UK tour! Dates/ticket links at bit.ly/neiltour

COMING TO THE UNITED KINGDOM in mere days - Oct 4 thru 14 - Brighton - London - Bristol - Sheffield - Manchester - Leeds - Edinburgh - NEIL HAMBURGER w/@MajorEntertainr - these are the shows worth stepping out for - the genuine article! - don't embarrass yourself by staying home!

JAN/FEB 2025 - I will be opening SELECT dates on the SLIPPING AWAY Tour of @TimHeidecker & his "The Very Good Band" band this Winter - already city workers are stockpiling SALT in advance to make sure ALL ROADS are clear for FANS who wish to attend. Info: timheidecker.com/live

@thecroftonshow Too bad x.com allows only a limited number of characters or you could add their entire discography, song-by-song

Having a kid outside a marriage isn’t nearly as bad as the song “Best of You”

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

Looks like @NeilHamburger was right about Dave Grohl being a bad dad

WASHINGTON D.C. - Tonight - at @unionstage - with @MajorEntertainer - nationally-known acts - under a high-quality spotlight. Tickets here: unionstage.com/shows/neil-ham…

UNITED KINGDOM - Oct 2024 - Our new informational video provides the dates and venues - BRIGHTON - LONDON - MANCHESTER - LEEDS - SHEFFIELD - BRISTOL - EDINBURGH - with @MajorEntertainr to kick off the evening - "It's always a mistake not to go" - Tom Brokaw (generally speaking).

No. In fact, if you don't like the show, you will owe us an additional $5.00.

U.S. East Coast - NEXT WEEK - Portsmouth N.H. - Medford MA - Woodstock NY - Philadelphia PA - Washington D.C. - All dates Guaranteed rock solid - These are Real events that you cannot miss - with @MajorEntertainr - ticketing links at bit.ly/neiltour - #DoNotMiss

@MONKeEeYboi @MajorEntertainr Thank you Monkeeeyboi for keeping the faith all these years. Hope to see you in October when we hit the U.K.

@NeilHamburger @MajorEntertainr Hi from the UK. Hope you’re well. I remember back in the days of MySpace I inboxed you to say I was a fan and you were kind enough to reply. I’ve never forgotten that. Thanks man 🙂👊

Sept - N.H. - MA - N.Y. - PA - D.C. - 5 nights of shows with @MajorEntertainr - Tickets available (THEY SAY) - BEST SEATS going fast - HOT SOUP not available at most shows - WATCH this informational video -LEARN what is going to happen in September - BRING CASH FOR OUR TRINKETS!

@toddbarry The NetflixIsAJoke intern dictated "Matt Rife is back in Netflix's WORST-EVER crowd work special" but the AI transcription garbled it.

My special "The Crowd Work Tour" was on Netflix in 2015.

SHEFFIELD, U.K. - The Showroom - Jump into action and acquire your ticket to this newly-added date on the October United Kingdom tour. With @majorentertainr. showroomworkstation.org.uk/neilhamburger2…

Appalled to see that those gross old boogie-blues idiots The Bon Larvis Band have a show here in Melbourne tomorrow night at 7:30 pm at the Last Chance Rock and Roll Bar.

HOBART, TASMANIA - Our “2,024 Thumbs” Tour ends here tonight at The Altar. With @DrElSuavo and Salty Tears. 7:30 pm.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - tonight and tomorrow - I’m at The Vanguard, in Newtown. Tickets and info here: thevanguard.com.au/whats-on

UNITED KINGDOM - October 2024