Nick Bateman

@otokyo__ French fries

Be honest, what’s missing here?

@honeymoon250 Sick bucket

What’s missing?

@Murk441 Oz

@oelma__ Terrible food

@NataliePinta Then you not too bright then.

Find the kitty 😸 & don't cheat..!! It took me 1 hr to find it!!

@otokyo__ Iceland

If you were forced to live in Europe.. Where would you live ?.

@TheCricketerMag How about a British Brand Sponsor ?

Thoughts on England's new T20 shirt? 👕

@otokyo__ Chicken

🤔

@sciencegirl Proper cooking

What’s missing

@NoContextBrits Chips, fried Bread, Toms, can of Iron Bru.

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@KentCricket @BBCKentSport Only Rain will save Kent. Another feast of runs for Northants, they should batted for 800, terrible interview.

🗣️ Adam Hollioake speaks to @BBCKentSport after Day Two vs. Northamptonshire

@TomiLahren @BillMelugin_ Hmmm, Mohammed is now inexplicably the most popular boys name, so makes perfect sense

@BillMelugin_ Wow, those names sound very British. Part of the royal family?

NEW: Border Patrol caught & arrested four British nationals entering the US illegally in a remote part of Maine after crossing from Canada. Their names: Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh. robinsonreport.substack.com/p/four-british…

Took me way too long to realise that’s a shower and not a Dalek…

@Matt_Pinner America

Name one thing you can remove from Earth that would make it 100 times better

@Keir_Starmer Here is the update Spin, more spin, deflection, and blame the last Government.

This morning, I’ll be giving an update on the action my government is continuing to take to deliver in the national interest, for the British people. Watch live.

@jeremycorbyn There is a reason why you are not the leader of the Labour Party.

The attacks on Iran by Israel and the United States are illegal, unprovoked and unjustifiable. Peace and diplomacy was possible. Instead, Israel and the United States chose war. This is the behaviour of rogue states — and they have jeopardised the safety of humankind around the world with this catastrophic act of aggression. Our government must condemn this flagrant breach of international law, and urgently pursue a foreign policy based on justice, sovereignty and peace.

#MAFSAUS @MarriedAU @Channel9 The enabling by producers of causing a bully incident shows a total lack of care for those involved. This clearly was the intent and could have been avoided or stopped @EndemolShineAU

@theamelia__ A metal rolling pin for a midget.

@Keir_Starmer Yes and surrendering Chagos Islands was a good idea too.

Our position on Greenland is very clear – it is part of the Kingdom of Denmark and its future is a matter for the Greenlanders and the Danes. We have also made clear that Arctic Security matters for the whole of NATO and allies should all do more together to address the threat from Russia across different parts of the Arctic. Applying tariffs on allies for pursuing the collective security of NATO allies is completely wrong. We will of course be pursuing this directly with the US administration.

@MbarkCherguia A dam. (Australia)

She refused to call it anything but 'a smaller body of water' 😭 Watch the clip… what do YOU call this? Pond? Lake? Something else?