Nick 🇬🇧

Port Vale are at the very bottom of league 1, something doesn't sit right with me seeing a team score 7 goals.

Postman Pat is P1ssed. We really should abolish council tax.

SEMENYO ⚽️

Been thinking about it and Wilf is so key to winning the F.a cup. His goals always saved us from going down which is the reason we was able to bring in Glasner so yeah

@HLTCO I want a decision to go against Bristol and the reporter tries to get smart and he says "let's not take the piss here" 👏

Roy cracks me up 😂

Roy Hodgson everyone. Wins his first game at Bristol City since the 80’s.

Congratulations to Roy Hodgson on his first win with Bristol City 👏

Sir Roy Hodgson is 78 and playing this formation?

@GBPolitcs He's a shit king

🚨BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed King Charles will not issue an Easter message this year

@BasilTheGreat Fuck the BBC

🚨RUPERT LOWE SLAMS THE BBC TO THEIR FACE "What is the BBC? IT'S AN ESTABLISHMENT MONOPOLY" Well said Rupert Lowe 👏

🚨TOM HARWOOD SAYS IT WOULD BE 'DIFFICULT' TO HAVE RUPERT LOWE ON GBNEWS Rupert asked Tom is he could come on GBNews and the response from Tom was it is difficult to have a free hand during election season Restore Britain has ONE MP How is that difficult? The Farage imposed ban is real It's also incredibly pathetic from the so-called "people's channel"

Iraq and Iran will both be in America for the world cup 😬

A late Jean-Philippe Mateta winner on this day in 2023 😍

April fools day joke... Being from Great Britain

@RupertLowe10 @Palace120462 @UKLabour The official X of the government gets ratio'd by Rupert

@UKLabour Total bollocks.

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

13 year-old attacking midfielder Victor Salako Jr. has become one of the youngest ever players to be offered a scholarship at Crystal Palace.🤯✍️ Victor has been at Crystal Palace for the past six years.✅ At the end of last year, he assisted on his U16 debut in a 3-2 win against Norwich City - only a couple of months after turning 13.😯 At the beginning of the season, Victor also signed a deal with Adidas.👀 He has been playing as a winger or midfielder this season, mainly featuring with the U15 and U16 age groups.🦅 Exciting future ahead for him.👏💫

Daichi Kamada at Wembley. P4 W4.

Bastoni, Donnarumma and Gattuso have embarrassed themselves tonight

Daichi doesn't lose at Wembley!