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@formerlyrando Papoi

The wife just started a fight w me because I said I didn’t want to see the new minions movie in theaters with her. She said it’s “really important to her” and she needs me to “care about her passions.” What the hell? #whatdatmean

Real coming of age moment, smoked w my sister and her fiance

@SergeantWalker1 Quiero mucho golazos

@NikeAM95 DALÉ

Only watching the World Cup on telemundo. Necesito escuchar GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLL

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

I just do not get it. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. This guy has the lamest shtick in perhaps all of sports and everyone just eats this performative shit up because he’s tall and foreign. If I was a Wemby fan & thought all this stuff was cool I’d kill myself

@hicasamadim 72

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

Drop a nuke on both of em

I hope every ligament in SGA’s legs tear

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

@MarvinSacklyAU @juniorbiscuit19

@juniorbiscuit19 At least she can’t run away #easyvictim

Was just informed my exs best friend was trying to sleep w me by my best friend that talked to her (this girl is in a wheelchair and my boy talked to her for over an hour)

@coldcallsniper Snakes and sharks. Alligator. Crocodile. Bugs.

I’m fucking crying

@hwgoodwrench She helping him put it back in rn

I hung out with a gal last night for the first time last night and she just cancelled our lunch date for today (both preplanned). Genuinely have no idea why, been chopping it all week via text and she pulled me back for a second goodnight kiss. SOTD though.

@8inchHector Fat

Inshallah

“And we proved the burnerverse is vastly better”☝️🤓 Ur a gay loser bro figure it out

Do fat people think they have the same rights as me?

@YeahItsDuece Hot. Would.

People deadass wear anything on the b bus #nuke