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@primemediakenya Huyu na hiyo akili atapatiwa mimba bila kufikiria na huyo interviewer.

"Mimi niko kadi na President wangu ni William Ruto na DP kithure Kindiki." A Gen Z from Meru declares her favourite presidential candidate for 2027.

@KijanayaKabras Kaos have this body shape too

In the 90s and back, there were fewer diseases and even congenital malformations. Our grandparents used to eat natural food without additives and drank sugar-free drinks, and they lived long compared to today. According to the lifestyles they lived, their women had good shapes, unlike nowadays where women and even men have shapeless bodies - bodies you can’t even describe; very shameful bodies and non-attractive! It’s said that the 'Murima' people are likely to have such bodies due to their diet; they mostly eat Irish potatoes, 'waru', and other foods like 'pure' githeri with 'Thufu'. This has led to genes in the region that may result in babies born with shapeless bodies. For the 'Murima' people to address this, they should adjust their diet.

@georgenjoroge_ @cobbo3 Does he have inside knowledge maybe? A land surveyor maybe? His freeloading unfortunately makes him live in poverty

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂

@KenyanSays @B_Ajurik Huyu ataitisha cut yake. Huyu ako na akili ya ruto. Kuvuna na kelele.

A man warmed the hearts of netizens after helping an introverted businessman sell cabbages in an estate.

Museveni is the root cause of all Uganda's current problems on Top of that he brings in our Country everything anything .... just so that him& his corrupt family & friends can benefit from the USD Americans have given them to take unwanted criminals from the Usa . We are tired!

@HOUSEPORN___ It’s ugly

she literally lives in a $20 million house right in the heart of NYC 😳

@IV_Musketeer He using the F word hmmm

April 10-11 I have seen that Mr. Bledsoe (click through below) has moved the prophetic goal posts to some time this fall re: Sphinx and Regulus However… #Swivelhead

Today I watched something that should alarm every Kenyan. Apparently, Luo and Kalenjin elders met, and the whole discussion was basically this: “Let Nilotes vote as one block. Mobilize Luos, pokot, maasais... We’ll have around 10 million votes... then we look for the rest from others.” Others? So now Kenya is being reduced to: Nilotes first... Then Bantus and everyone else as add-ons? And we’re just supposed to accept that? What if Bantus vote as a block too? What’s even more worrying is how they’re trying to pull in young people, using chiefs and “mzee wa mtaa” to mobilize Gen Z along tribal lines. Honestly... this is exactly what has held this country back and brought about 2007. And let’s be real for a second: This kind of thinking doesn’t come from young people. It comes from old leaders and elders who have refused to let go of tribal politics. The same people who’ve been in power for years, benefited from division, and now want to pass it down like it’s some kind of strategy. It’s not a strategy. It’s failure. Because the moment one group organizes like that, Everyone else responds. Nilotes vote as a block then Bantus vote as a block then everyone retreats into tribes. And just like that, elections stop being about leadership.... and become about numbers and fear. That’s how countries slowly break. And through all this, National Cohesion and Integration Commission is just... quiet. No urgency. No pushback. Nothing. Meanwhile, Kenyans are struggling with: jobs, cost of living, healthcare... But some leaders are still stuck in meetings, counting tribes. If you’re Gen Z and someone is telling you to vote as a Luo, Kalenjin, Kikuyu, Luhya, Kamba... Just know this: They’re not thinking about your future. They’re thinking about their numbers.

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@SokoAnalyst @CharlesKapaiku Yamunes are grabbing everything they had been eyeing from a far. Wamekuwa wakigojea kuvuna kile wengine wamepanda. They don’t want to work for it. Since mtu yao ako kwa power it’s a monkey fest.

It is aledged that a senior elected politician has forced the owners of TRM to sell it to them. They have been told to float the sale to the public to make it look legitimate. Failure to do so, will result in catastrophic actions against their entire businesses. I have no comment.

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@Mzalendoh @DrJuma_M Tribalism needs funding. This yamunes are hiding behind goons who will get tired of being cheap labor.

@DrJuma_M Yes citizens have power and can revolt but I tell u this will never happen in KENYA and if it does it dies a natural DEATH like the #genZ one.You know WHY? The tribalism in KENYA is deep rooted Hadi Kwa #GenZ

Na Ruto Aki jaribu Kujifanya Mjanja Ajue Si Ati Adi sisi Hatuwezi Geuka Kuwa Goons, No One Has Monopoly Over Violence.Dude Is Up Against the Greatest Generation to Have Ever Lived on Planet Earth and He is Still Not Aware,He Is Treating Us Like the Times Of Musikari Kombo.

@DrJuma_M Everyone who got free education from kibakis tenure was saved from idiocy and should utilize that knowledge to teach that mad man and his enablers a lesson.

@themayor_ke We will continue to be tribal whether they like it or not

Since independence, the Luo community has always voted tribal. Even in 2002, they didn’t vote for Mwai Kibaki, they voted because of Raila Odinga. The Kalenjin on the other hand voted Daniel arap Moi and William Ruto till date. Everyone is always tribal including the Kamba, Samburu and everyone else. But somehow, it’s the Kikuyus who are tribal.

@RufasKe People should stop watching his YouTube channel views zikienda down ataanza kazi ya butt licker 1000%

I am not a prophet but.. Obinna might get cancelled real quick! He touched a sensitive war that has costed lives. Guess he overshot his con-fidence.

@ArapTilingi Ameiba mpaka anaona he is loved automatically everywhere. This one will be hanged.

When Ruto went to ask for votes in Mt Kenya he didn't go through anybody, he went directly to the voter and they accepted him, he will still do the same. The same will apply to Luo Nyanza, he will not go through brokers giving him demands, he will go directly to the voter.

@CaptainKipkorir @MonteBenard_ So what? So that she lives uncomfortable in her own home huyu lazima alikuwa anapangiwa mabaya na hio ibilisi ameolewa nayo the same way he is doing to his deputies. Ni mental illness ya ma yamunes. Total Control ndio they feel like men.

@MonteBenard_ So what?

Mama Taifa.

@CaptainKipkorir Amekula ngumi vilivyo

@Kibet_bull Anakaa mafi. Any kikuyu who is his neighbor should tandika him properly

Kikuyus this, Kikuyus that. The only word that he knows

@onjolo_kenya They couldn’t sing.

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