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@LiljasLibrary Still waiting for @audible to make Black House available in the UK 🫠

156 days until it’s over… are you excited to see how it ends or sad that it’s ending?

@TradingEi Your guide is great 👏 I do mostly the same process but end up with a stockpile of the provisions packs and it just feels wasteful using them all on 81+ picks or whatever

@NoodleIsComing Just check my pinned post

Just saying, if these 2 SBCs would be unlimited repeatable, TOTS would turn from a generous 3/10 to a 10/10!

State of it 😂😂😂😂😂

@UtdMaI They get to the latter stages of a lot of competitions it’s not fucking rocket science

Explain this to me like I’m a one-year-old: Why do Manchester City always seem to have one or two games in hand when the season’s nearly done and it’s the same story every year?

@FUTWIZ RVP gets an icon for two decent seasons after he went full 🐍. The bar is pretty low

A lot of talk about Higuaín recently... so let's settle it. 🇦🇷 We're talking about a man who: ✅ Broke the all-time Serie A scoring record (36 goals) ✅ Won 3x La Liga & 3x Serie A titles ✅ Scored 300+ Career Goals Does he walk into the Icons club, or is he the ultimate Hero? 👑🦸‍♂️

@Osint613 Did they say reset to $100 and reduce by 600%? 😂

Trump on his cognitive test: "They say, take a number. I take 99. Multiply times 9. Divided by 3. Add 4,293. Divide by 2. Subtract 93. Divide by 9. What is your answer? Not a lot of people get it right, I got it right." "It was actually LONGER and MORE complex than that. It was a tough test. Everyone said — alright, good, he's smart."

@TradingEi Played it three times, this week and during Swaps. I don’t think I’ll be back

Its Prem TOTS and I have barely seen any "Red Pick" posts on my timeline... Do you guys don't play Champs anymore?

@TelegraphDucker Arsenal are literally in the middle of 4 games in 11 days but for some reason I’m not seeing the coverage?

From referees to charges, Guardiola been no stranger to creating a siege mentality among his #MCFC players. Schedule has long been a gripe of his & wouldn’t be any surprise if he seeks to weaponise latest perceived slight in hunt for domestic treble ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@EduardoHagn They offered like £800k/week right? We can’t offer even half that

Cannot believe how Arsenal did not want him when he was at Napoli.

@danielstorey85 Well done 👏 Still miss you on mediawatch 😅

Blown away to be named Feature Writer of the Year at the British Sports Journalism Awards. I love what I do more than anything else I can imagine doing and this is the best night of my career. A complete honour.

@isaac_kwegyir @BBCNews Which part do you think is nonsense? The attempts to silence any form of media which are even remotely critical? Or the pussy grabbing, extra marital affairs & sexual assaults?

@NoodleIsComing @BBCNews Utter nonsense! The crazy part is he has a wife and 2 young children at home too. He would do well to mind his tongue. What we wish upon others has a curious habit of returning to us.. often sooner than we expect.

Melania Trump urges ABC to 'take stand' on Jimmy Kimmel after widow joke bbc.in/49cIBgR

@lIJEZCzdc0y4hJi @Graham17140391 @slbsn Did you think Chelsea got off lightly?

@NoodleIsComing @Graham17140391 @slbsn Not proven dummy so try again.

Could have just beaten Southampton

@lIJEZCzdc0y4hJi @Graham17140391 @slbsn They’ve been charged, not accused, dummy

@NoodleIsComing @Graham17140391 @slbsn No it's the 3 red shite brigade that think they have a God given right to win and are pissed off that another club has been dominating them, oh and no cheating has been proved dummy but do cry more.

@Graham17140391 @slbsn When has it ever been a closed shop?

@NoodleIsComing @slbsn Would they be the clubs who don’t like their closed shop dominance being challenged?

@th9230 @Graham17140391 @slbsn And you’ll cry like a schoolgirl when your club gets relegated.

@NoodleIsComing @Graham17140391 @slbsn You’re going to be heartbroken when the verdict is out.

@Graham17140391 @slbsn Would that be the clubs who have been most directly affected by their cheating by any chance?

@slbsn Is it a coincidence that all the people constantly spewing city hate almost ALL support 1 of 3 clubs 🤔🤔

@DeadlineDayLive Nothing shady here

🚨 Manchester City are considering Azzedine Ounahi as a potential replacement for Bernardo Silva. 👀 The Girona midfielder is on their radar ahead of the summer window. (Source: El Chiringuito)

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