Prieto

Lol

BREAKING: Dave Blunts has reportedly reclogged the Strait of Hormuz

"i love counter-strike 2" is what id say if the anticheat worked

i don’t even fuck around and i still be finding out

Try 7 years without Cache

Seattle just hit 8PM sunsets… we won’t see a 7PM sunset again until August. Summer is loading ☀️

How u afraid to shoot ur shot but always swing with 3 bullets in ur ak

yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses." my eyes teared up he’s a 33 year old crypto trader

i don't usually date but when i do. i date the wrong person

"Unfortunately after reviewing your application..."

quitting my job to focus on killing myself

We gotta fix these fucking potholes, man. It's so frustrating to have to delete my typos when I'm trying to merge

I don’t miss you at 2 AM. I miss you when life gives me a win and I cannot tell you.

The future is here

im fat retarded i wanna kill myself

Tweet of the year just dropped

group chats need a leaderboard that keep track of how many laughing emojis each person gets and the one with the least should be killed or kicked

she's not special, you romanticized her and deluded yourself. You were okay before her and you will be okay after her

Naw I don’t cap. We had respect for yall for sure but we knew yall ain’t stand a chance. Only way we was losing that game if we didn’t show up frfr!

If you need to lose fat, you should be taking a GLP 100% of the time (properly guided, of course). For people who say that's cheating, let me ask you a question: are you building your house by hand or using power tools? Exactly. You have access to the tools, so use them.

PNW most beautiful place in the country if you're willing to be depressed 7 months out of the year.