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“They tried to make me scared for owning a car at 18” —Moment an 18-year-old Nigerian lady recounted her encounter with police officers during a stop-and-search operation on the highway, alleging that they tried to intimidate her after discovering she owned a car at such a young age.😳

nobody: your nose when you have catarrh

The girl way promise to bring me Toto today say she Dey purge,never put your trust on women dem go always stain ur white💔😭

I went to a POS agent to withdraw cash. After the transaction went through, she looked at my account balance on her machine, looked up at me, and said 'Ah, big girl, so why are you looking so scruffy today?' 👁️👄👁️ Excuse me?? Is financial transparency now a license for insults? 😭💸

Who do you recognize in this picture?

Friday evening 🌸❤️

BREAKING: Borno State Government reintegrates 720 repentant t£rrorists into society after rehabilitation

33 years ago today, Duke of Africa was born. Happy birthday to me.

NOT a single country in African allows illegal foreigners. Why must SA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 be an exception?

E don tey wen person write me love letter.😩

I miss Serah .. because this is rubbish and you should know when to stop

Same Nigerian men who feel intimidated by we female lawyers because we have our own income and a lot of us have our own vehicles are expecting their wives to look like celebrity wives. Ffs you don’t even have enough money to take care of yourself. You’re intimidated by a woman pulling up with her car and living comfortably but you expect your wife to magically glow? When all you can afford is eba and panla? All you can afford is money for keke and government hospital? I don’t even go to government hospitals when i have ulcer attacks. Was down the past couple days and spent over 200k on ulcer in a private hospital (medicine plus admission). How many Nigerian men have 200k waiting for medical emergencies? Or you think I’ll marry you and still be bearing the financial strain alone during pregnancy? Then what is your use if I am continuing to finance everything just like when I am single? Very funny clowns. No go hustle so you can give your pregnant wife comfort. Me wey dey work like goat as a woman so I can be financially stable with or without a man shey na penis dey between my legs not vagina?

Fix the cost of this ONE thing, and 80% of Nigeria’s daily stress disappears. What is it for you?

A casual friend invited me to her wedding and made me pay 80k for Aso Ebi. I tailored the dress, showed up, and was told at the venue that only 'VIP Aso Ebi' guests get to sit in the main hall. They ushered us into a canopy outside next to the generators. No food, no drinks, just vibration. I am packing my bags. 🚶‍♀️👜

Someone just informed me that, contrary to earlier reports, he is actually the biological son of Maj Gen MT Ibrahim and is reportedly battling mental health challenges. I was also told he gained admission into NDA 69RC but was later withdrawn from the Academy during Terma 2.

Nigeria Maritime University 🚢