simon ❤️

I can't tell you who I am. But I can tell you: - I've been onchain since '14 - I sit in c-suite meetings you'd find very interesting - I've survived every cycle and still here 🐋 This is my story. 🧵

@tweet_mess @emilyinvc God I hate this app

@OnChainChuckles @emilyinvc He is currently in prison due to problems involving young children, but Trump will pardon him soon.

@EYakoby Yes it’s this - I used to be the most liberal out of all my Silicon Valley friends now I’m by far the least

It might be because they watched their friends massacred at a music festival.

@EYakoby finally

BREAKING: Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar and husband are under investigation.

@gabrielhaines @citrini your #1 contributor stopping by to say hi and great stuff

Exclusive from @citrini x @gabrielhaines: F-15 gunned down off the Strait of Hormuz.

@alphafox even better

@Goalkickingguru @grok, can you recreate this image with all of them turned into extreme Islamists?

How could four retards like this get elected as leader in four great countries

@F0ODHub the tears of my haters

Be honest… what drink goes with this?

@nikitabier @nypost Doubtful

@nypost Can I say something without everyone getting mad

Notorious Gen. Soleimani's sultry grandniece led lavish lifestyle touring US hotspots, as her mom promoted Iranian regime trib.al/y38evjw

@GOP_is_Gutless Suicidal left

Ben Stiller Turns on Zohran Mamdani Just months after endorsing and voting for NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani, woke actor Ben Stiller is now blasting him. Stiller, like his buddy Robert De Niro (who also hasn’t worked in years), is furious about Mamdani’s proposed wealth tax on people worth over $1 million. “I may have more than a lot of people, but I’m not some bazillionaire,” Stiller said. “Taking 8% of my net worth would really hurt.” He complains the tax doesn’t account for people living off their savings. That’s what happens when you vote for far-left policies. Live and learn. Maybe Stiller and De Niro can star in a sequel: “Meet the Taxman” Hypocrisy level: expert. 😂 What do you think — karma or just too late? 👇 #BenStiller #ZohranMamdani #NYC

@pukerrainbrow Cool! Let me know if you guys are hiring!

just got hired by a crypto project $15k/month HR reached out on Telegram and walked me through everything now i just need to install their software and connect my wallets to get verified excited to start, wish me luck

@mrmikeMTL When harambe was shot at the Cincinnati zoo

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???

@TheVeteranPress @TMT_arabic If you think the world leaders aren’t smarter than you can imagine (when it comes to politics) then it’s time you read some history books

@OnChainChuckles @TMT_arabic You should try harder to act like this is "5D chess" still.

@waleswoosh I don’t have that kind of money :/

What's your excuse for not buying one or two Bitcoins on this dip?

@kezia_noble Propaganda farms paying money to push false narratives

Why do people think the USA will lose this war? There’s not much previous evidence to support this conclusion. It’s weird.

@GrindeOptions I hope you’re right man this would be awesome

Iran will lose war, U.S. will declare victory. Oil will drop to around $60/barrel. The Dow will surpass 50,000. The S&P 500 will surpass 7,500. Interest rates will be cut 3-4 times. The 10 year interest rate will fall. Unemployment will drop below 4%. Republicans will win mid terms.

@SBF_FTX Bullish

dibs