Peter Zezzle

@BDerchin Wow

I’d like to inform the people of Japan… Godzilla has been killed… he will no longer terrorize the Land of the Rising Sun… you’re welcome… and thank you for your attention to this matter…

@BigSweenDog Very sexy set up.

Heading into work, meetings until 10. On the range at 10:45, putting green at 11:15, tee off at 11:40. Love work days like this.

@nypost Well one picture is a Range Rover and the other is an Escalade. Can’t get nothin past Peter

Exclusive photos of Tiger Woods' Florida home show his front door open, car in driveway trib.al/9AmpLXz

@GOLF_com @ABC Or he is just fucking stupid

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods was involved in a car crash today on Jupiter Island, per @ABC. More news to follow.

@GOLF_com @ABC I swear bad luck just finds the man

@CarpetedMuff wings out of a playoff spot. How ya feeling ?

@PeteyMcCloud @fried_egg_golf Correct

@fried_egg_golf Sleeper - Trophy Club

Our team has visited a handful of courses in the Hoosier State. Where should we go next in Indiana?

@CarpetedMuff ***goonville

Gainesville, here Carp comes.

@PeteyMcCloud Tell me more tell me more

Waiting For New Irons To Be Delivered

@RMUMHockey @derekschooley @RMUAthletics @Atlantic_Hockey @NCAAIceHockey Classic schooley show. Keep him pinned on the account so everyone can see his ugly face.

300 wins and counting‼️ Congratulations to Head Coach @derekschooley on reaching an incredible career milestone!👏🫡

@CarpetedMuff @LGRWProspects It’s actually called surfing. Wasn’t his fault. It was the strong side d mans fault. The strong side d should have went to middle ice the second he saw 9 leave.

@LGRWProspects What in the world was #9 thinking here

Max Plante(2nd round’24) SAUCE🍎 #LGRW

@J_Swish24 Couldn’t have said it better

🚨EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE: Gavin McKenna Chin Hunting -93.1

@Jason_Shetler Shut up. You don’t know what you are talking about.

@CarpetedMuff @BarDown Put a good team in front of bones and he will look put up great numbers.

@BarDown @PZezzle

John Gibson has been on a HEATER of late, putting up a 16-2-0 record with a save percentage of .929 since December 1st. 😤

@DonnyRoss1872 I want it

Woahhhh no way they moved the “SM” to the neck! Take my money!!!!!

@FlatironFlusher I would buy 10 sets of these tomorrow to last the rest of my life if I could get my hands on them

Minimalism is reserved for the Japan Market only.

@smalldwarfgirl I like you a lot

Faakk I’m stung

@akafaceUS 4 and 6 are the only options

Psychology Test: If you entered this room, which chair would you choose to sit in?

@TheHoopHerald @PeteyMcCloud @BDerchin @CarpetedMuff if I were a betting man I would hammer this lad every game. She be eating literally and figuratively.

Audi Crooks is like nothing the women’s game has EVER seen and she is DOMINATING 3rd 40(+) Point Game of the Season today So much value in just embracing what you do well on the basketball court