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Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*. Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again. It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

Manchester United Football Club cannot start the 2026/27 campaign with Luke Shaw & Diogo Dalot as their starting fullbacks.

@ChampChaz02 You were doing so well Champ until you mentioned Bud.

People arguing with me on drink prices in Vegas. All I have to say is remember when Wynn lowered their prices in the bars and day club a few years back? It led to like 4 or 5 viral videos of mass brawls on their property in a week. I rest my case and its why I am happy to pay $18 for a Bud and sip it in PEACE

@WallStreetApes If you walk a little bit further you’ve get a cheese pizza for half of what you see here. Prime location here, supply and demand. There is always deals to be had if you do a little research.

Las Vegas is an absolute scam American shows what it costs to order a pizza at the MGM Grand Just a basic cheese pizza is over $47 dollars and the pieces go up from there This is theft

@clumsyoaf33 Vinted customer service is shit.

So a Vinted seller lied- this is obviously not ‘new without tags. It has stains and bobbling. Yet Vinted now expects the buyer to pay postage to return it!!😡 So I’ll just wash it and send it to the charity shop and give shit feedback- I’ve told the buyer this

@annalovesalbert @annalovesalbert you’re watching that little rat finally get a red that he deserves/deserved. He stopped a clear goal, it’s a red day and night. Shame PL refs are not as strong in dishing out cards for him. Such a snide player, how can you have any complaints?

Red Card?! What the actual fuck am i watching?!

@dharnyyoung It just took a strong European ref to get this little rat off. Staggering it’s his first red, he should be on 10.

How he's managed to escape one until now is a mystery. Absolutely dirty player.

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@ChampChaz02 😁

I lost 20k in 20 minutes once because the table at Yellowtail was not ready. He needs the STFU about 20k in 4 years lol

@A_Rowlands83 What the fuck is that?

Pre match build up hotel football 👍🏻😎🇾🇪⚽️

Sometimes I’ll be minding my own business, going about my day and then I’ll randomly think about the time Brooklyn Beckham pulled out a blowtorch to finish off an already toasted, toasted sandwich.

With all due respect why would you go to dubai when you can go here

Hi @HalifaxBank I’ve been on my app this morning and I’m concerned that someone has lost circa £600 at Cheltenham in 2 days, what’s going on?

it's so sad to see how many people lost their beauty to the ozempic face

everything should be “included with prime” if i pay for prime every month! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ @PrimeVideo

Petition to ban noreply@ being used for sending emails. If your company can email me, the least you can do is make it easy for me to email you back.

When people say ‘my Ozempic or Mounjaro weight loss journey’ 😂 Please. You’re not on a journey. You stick a pen in your stomach that makes you feel full. The moment you come off it you’ll be back to your old self. Your journey is a lifetime on medication 💉 Enjoy.

@ChampChaz02 The life of a football fan. At least a 16:30 KO means you get most of the weekend to enjoy before it’s ruined.

@Paddock07C Then Arsenal can ruin the whole day lol

Self Care Sunday ... Gym, Spa and I am gonna take the Nastiest Dribble Nap at 3pm lol

@johnaokane Maguire has this little cunts number.

The best shithousery player .. Gets away with murder..always has 5 or 6 dirty fouls a game.. Small in size so the ref gives him the benefit...