Shady

slagging off Gordon has been for the good of the country these past weeks

okay but this right-back situation IS still stupid

yes that one

Holy shit Gordon did something

oh we're at the 'do weird shit' stage

honestly who cares we're just dreadful and it's not getting better.

Fucking. Anthony. Gordon.

Can we have 'on the second-greatest goalscoring season ever' Kane show up please

we're already shit, we don't need the ref against us and their keeper on a mega-shift.

REF WHAT THE FUCK

ref what the actual fuck

it doesn't matter if we salvage today this defence is getting eaten alive

I'm gonna make my tea at half-time and I'm super looking forward to it now.

they're all just doing my head in. I can't even pick who to blame. All of them.

Rice that was astonishingly bad.

we're SO bad ahaha

ahaha this would be our biggest World Cup k/o embarrassment of all time

The hydration break's gonna do us a massive favour here because everyone's head has to get screwed on sharpish

total England headloss

we're going to see the nastiest low block of all time now.