Patrick 🎃🍂

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

Cuando digo "si mal no recuerdo" o "si no me equivoco", solo estoy siendo amable a la hora de tener razón. Ni recuerdo mal, ni me equivoco.

de hecho sí, tu comunidad va a salvarte, tus amigas van a viajar miles de kilómetros cuando las necesites, tu familia va sostenerte, gente desconocida te va a colmar de generosidad desinteresada, bajo tus pies hay una red de seguridad tejida con tu amor y reciprocidad

My hamster escaped from prison again. Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

bro la gente de instagram viven una vida como que de otro planeta, puros viajes, restaurantes caros, no tienen que trabajar aquí en twitter si es el guetto, puro endeudado, viejas vendiendo contenido y gente con salario mínimo

I don't wanna feel like I'm fighting for civil rights every time I wanna wash up 😭

Ultimate friendship goal

Si hay algo que me está gustando de Valencia es lo verde que es

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me”

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached

evita el falso golpe de dopamina que produce contarle tus metas a los demás

this app is becoming an open demonstration on how y’all’s dependence on AI will surrender the construction of reality to corporations even more than it already has been