Patrick Wireman

Have another shot of Jameson they said....

Best things in like all start with B

I need a lake and a boat and a beer and some friends and some sun and some more beer and some country music.

if you spend 40 hours a week in the friend zone does that mean you get benefits?

I guess everyone has to give their 2 cents on gun control again so here is mine. Getting guns out of Americans hands will never happen. Even if you make it illegal. Let's work on the REASONS people shoot others. Poverty? Education? Mental health? Healthcare? Fix. This. Shit

Wish I was 6 beers deep at the beach right now.

Can't wait to go to California!!!! 😊

New Years resolutions: Drink more beer Shoot more deer Put more dips in Catch more fish Wear more camo Drive more backroads Yell YeeYee more

My New Years kiss is gonna be a shot of whiskey.

Nothing like a 106 hour work week. 🤑🤑🤑

WHY. DO. PEOPLE. CARE. WHAT. OTHERS. DO. ITS. NOT. YOUR. LIFE. SO. DONT. WORRY. ABOUT. IT.

I need me a girl who has been under appreciated so I can show her how it feels to be someone's prized possession and show her that shes poppin

So it's okay when people confuse "their" and "they're" but when I confuse "1 beer" and "8 beers" everyone freaks out

I'm the person who fishtails on purpose on snow covered roads

Beer doesn't ask questions. Beer understands.

I'm dog tired by the five of o'clock. But I'm ready to raise some hell.

Is it Wednesday yet? 🎂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺.

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