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PSA: I’m ace and fat. The only 🍆 I’m gonna get excited for in my DMs is dredged in bread crumbs, fried, and served with marinara, so save yourself the time.

Needed a Tuesday distraction

@bear_up_there Whew! We need to start a collection for an electric snow shovel and a couple dozen donuts, stat

If they didn’t give you 2 sets of utensils, did you even order enough?

@glutglut1 @SlothSluggish You guys are amazing 🙌

Waddling with @SlothSluggish

@kinkymcfatpants As someone who has taken plenty of steps back over the years, I relate to the feeling of like… “what if I had just started at [XX age] and never stopped?” But that’s rarely how real life works. Maybe it just took until now for everything to fall into the right place for you!

@FattyBeardo That underbelly tho 🥴

POV: you said you wanna know how 480 pounds feels on top of you

Wherein I’m cornered into revealing to family I know a suspicious amount about nutrition in spite of weighing nearly 3 times what I should

@LateNightBurr @superchubbers TB isn’t pocket change anymore either in my experience… Assuming we’re in the same general area… your money will go a lot farther and be spent on tastier food from an Aliberto’s Jr if there’s one nearby. 24hr drive-thru, too!

@superchubbers Absolutely fair criticism- that place has gotten mad expensive since the pandemic

@superchubbers TT is its own genre of food 🤷‍♂️ Don’t think of it as tacos, don’t think of it as Mexican, and add plenty of their hot sauce

@SlothSluggish Somehow you still manage to look better with every pound! Keep up the amazing work :D

I love how wide I am now, there's something so empowering about taking up a lot of space. Door frames beware🙈

@Sfg2020 @kinkymcfatpants “A silk pillowcase full of whipped cream” 😅

If your idea of fun is stealing photos to make shitty AI videos and you have the unmitigated gall to ask for donations on top of it, get fucked. I hope your every waking moment feels like passing a kidney stone.

@getasnack @kinkymcfatpants But now I know the number I need to hit! 😅

@kinkymcfatpants Hmm, new goal unlocked. Lol

@kinkymcfatpants And THAT is a hell of an achievement! Your journey has been fantastic 🙌

@kinkymcfatpants Getting closer and closer to twice his size, then 👀

@superchubbers Oof, the *spread* in that second photo 👌😌

Hello Fat Friday, have some belly