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𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ.ᐟ
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What if I crack my melon open an’ all the seeds spill out?
" ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ. "@dxplicate_
we do, but if you make that, i will show my affection by being the one to push you down the flight of stairs.
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𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ.ᐟ ری ٹویٹ کیا
" calm down "
im gonna fucking
get you cole cassidy
count your DAYS
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𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ.ᐟ ری ٹویٹ کیا
Thought we loved each other?
" ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ. "@dxplicate_
i hope you fall down the stairs later.
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Well— the guy’s dead, I know that, but the only thing I remember ’bout that day was how pretty you looked an’ how the dress matched your hair so perfect y’looked like a snowflake in the middle’a the desert.
Not my best compliment, but I was real drunk.
𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑻𝒀 .ᐟ@DEADLOCKDOVE
Wh— babe, y’know th’ one who married us 25 years ago weren’t th’ real Elvis …. right?
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𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ.ᐟ ری ٹویٹ کیا
Seems a better idea than proppin’ up the real one’s corpse. Hasn’t he been dead for 150 years?
𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑻𝒀 .ᐟ@DEADLOCKDOVE
Mmhm. I think th’ Elvis impersonator is an omnic now.
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