Calvin Perry

AC Milan: 2003 - Buy Kaka for 8m from São Paulo. 2009 - Sell Kaka for 65m to Real Madrid. 2013 - Get Kaka back from Real Madrid for free.

You know you get that drunken guy at your party? Yep, it's gonna be me haha @Matty_Sparkman

Ah can't wait for this game actually:D. MUFC!!!

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

“@Sheldon_Jokes: We all have that one friend with a funny laugh.”@shorter_33

@Teddy_Bear_14 Torres just scored a goal!! Now we all gonna die..

I know you're no good but you stuck in my brain

Honestly never been so mindfucked before :s

Teacher: Email Kid: My Email ? Teacher: Yes Your Email Kid: Umm Teacher: Well -____- Kid: ._. Kid: pussydestroyer69@yahoo.com