Pete Fallonick

@floundertime4L Soong 1, Koong 0 hot start for the judges

Those Brandies guys sure know how to hit the books! They have broken the UAA record for most selections to the all academic team (5)! That record would then go on to be broken by NYU, UChi, WashU, Emory, and CWRU this year. Strong group of minds in the UAA!

@MaxLuvsUAA Dalton you are a gosh darned scientist!! Would love to get this on Stephen A’s plate and see what he has to think 🤔

Each team has played 12 games in UAA and home run numbers are way up. I believe the University Athletic Association is sending juiced baseballs to conference games to boost fan engagement — a thread 🧵.

Chillest UAA Ballers in Recent years -Nate Pallota (walked up to the plate like he was in an edit, absolutely electric) -Brok Liu (chiller) -Nathan Bae AKA Gooner (Dude is a utility guy and cranks hog!! Can’t beat it) -Jay Smith (Had a killer mustache goatee combo)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE 🚨 Corey Savedoff continues to fine tune his pitch mix in an attempt to adjust to high level D3 bats

@GartrellJacobs @JordanBelly6767 @theUAAblower Thi graphic is far too kind, make Brandies look like a decent campus

@floundertime4L @theUAAblower Spiking the first basemen A well done steak Corey Savedoffs pitch mix A warm beer Any CWRU left fielder Goose Shit on Brandies field Emory fielding percentage

Nobby Field A good cutter Average foot job Noah Koong Buffalo pretzels Albuquerque, New Mexico Nick Harms @theUAAblower

@BenJonny Sorry to hear about the lost custody battle BJ, Chi Town to win the series is certainly bold, I have a split in that one

Was in a bad mood this morning because I won custody of the kids in my divorce hearings… until I remembered 3 more sleeps until UAA week 4 play. Series of the year and the toilet bowl this weekend. UChi 3 - Emory 1 Case 3 - NYU 1 Washu 2 - Brandies 2 Who will prevail?

Who’s Everyone’s favorite UAA player?!??! Mine is Nick Stellabotte, great down to earth kid with a great career ahead of him! Look for him to dominate out of the pen in the home stretch of conference play 👀

Thot Daughter or NYU Group Leader son?? #thankyou😇 #18.9ERA

@JordanBelly6767 @theUAAblower Who is Peterson?!? I don’t know about him, but that Anderson might have been in on it! #goldentrio #busted

🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Case Western athletics trainer Jason Nutter info released from the Epstein files. Huge loss for Case’s squad hopefully they can bounce back. Harms, Petersen, and Caricini rumored to be involved can’t confirm at this time. See @theUAAblower for more info…

Everyone needs to start wearing watches on ankles when wearing shorts #anklemonitorbitch #firstdayout #scaredem

Nobody ever is cooler than prime Golden Tate #celly #thestrongisweak #buttfacetrumpet

Sometimes you just gotta Stop and Stare #tor #firemeup #thursdaymood

Adults never be getting toppings in their ice cream #messedup #rainbowsprinkles #branchout

JBJ to the clowns was not on my bingo board #streakyhitter #signmeup #diigsgoingtojail

This guy in the library must stop clearing his throat #getagrip #needacoughdrop #humandecency

@chanceluvsbsb Feel like Spencer Rattler over here!! Reminiscing on the good old days of Cam Newton at the helm. #Strouddaman #dabonem #chardboner

@PeteyFallon I’d be a little rattled if I were a Pats fan right now. Still torqued you guys took down Dalton Schultz and my hometown Texans! #grrrr #nextyear

Tony Romo is a disgrace to the sports world #bradybetter #whystidhamgood #imscared

If I were Jarret StidHam I would rue the day!! #letsrideStiddham #riconasty #footballtime