Mr Austin.

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Dear brother, Let me guide you on some of the "Dark Female Nature" your old man, uncle(s), brother(s), or the street brothers (Egbon adugbo) probably never taught you. » A woman never reject you because she has "Standards." She rejects you because she has options. Whether married or in a relationship, women never close their options. » Women crave attention like oxygen. They don't need to sleep with you, your attention is the real currency. » A woman can entertain 5 men, have feelings for 2, sleep with 1, and swear she's "Loyal." Welcome to modern romance. » Women cheat emotionally. Physically second. By the time she spread her butt cheeks for him, she already left you many months ago, leaving you lieing to yourself "She's busy." "Busy," is a myth, brother. » Women never cheat without having a backup plan, a storyline, and a justification for cheating. Women never cheat "Accidentally." Only men do. » Women don't want you to treat them like a queen. They want a man other women want. Hypergamy is undefeated. » She doesn't lose feelings for you, she transfer them. The time she was pulling away from you, your replacement is already warming up to take over from you. » Women never break up clean, they burn the bridge, blame the man for the fire, then come on the internet to cry about it. » No woman is truly yours, but always enjoy the moment spent together regardless. Let me leave it here for now, brother. The men in your life and the older brothers you know never told you this because they're protecting you. I can explain all these further to you, brother, but I can't understand it for you. Learn the game and female nature, or see dust. Never let different women teach you the same lesson. _ Stay focused on you and your daily bread. 💰 Be well, brother. Yours truly, Yemi.

@ThaBoyYom @oku_yungx Wetin Nigerians wan come eat ?? You for add Rice join 😂😂😂

As a Nigerian adult, your health can actually get 60% better just by avoiding - Noodles - Pasta - Bread - Semo - Alcohol + Sugary beverages - Shawarma/Pizza/Pastries In fact, just start seeing them as poison and avoid completely Try it for just 4 months first and see.

@neo_officialll So because he "no small" he should go ahead and freely slamming provoking statements unprovoked?.

No be everybody them dy bully or intimidate. Taiwo Family no small o and even em wife family no still small. Make una try dy calm down. Na the stupid and very hungry lawyers wey dy always rush draft nonsense I blame.

@loladee154 @Dammi_Esq Madam 2m for baby items? What are you buying . Lol.

@Dammi_Esq Things are very expensive, have you tried giving him the option of going to buy the things with you. Atlease that will help him understand that the money wont go half way.

I cried my eyes out last night. Honestly, if I had known marriage would feel like this, I might never have agreed to it. I’m currently six months pregnant with our first child, and it feels like my husband is making things even harder for me. He gave me ₦400k for baby items, but everything on my list is over ₦2 million just basic necessities. I know he’s trying his best, but the money isn’t enough, and I’m feeling overwhelmed. I genuinely don’t know where to start or what to do next. I really need sincere advice.

@Dammi_Esq @Mastar15922931 The law doesn't care about your emotions, yes. But your statement? Is it justified, NO!. Take corrections that's all.

@Mastar15922931 Law is not emotional

How do you send a woman and her three kids out at night just because a DNA test says they’re not yours? If you’re married under the Act, that’s a cr!me forceful eviction of your spouse can land you in serious trouble, you will eat two portions for two years. Yes, the DNA result is painful. But the right step is legal: file for divorce and seek compensation if necessary. Throwing them out at night is unlawful and d@ngerous. If anything happens to them, you’ll be held responsible. You’re not the first man to raise children that aren’t biologically his. Why not calm down, wait till morning, and involve her family instead of acting in anger? Hurt is valid but that kind of action isn’t.

@Dammi_Esq "You are not the first man to raise a child..." Counsel ejor naw. Hear yourself first.

@Allezamani 😭😂😂😂😂

So what document would they show to the authorities as proof that they’re married?

@xghana_ Whenever one of you decides to divorce ba, just go to the Marriage registry where you guys celebrated the marriage and apply for a Certifed True Copy (CTC) for a copy yeah. Happy Married Life❤

A Nigerian couple tore up their marriage certificate at their wedding ceremony to signify no one is getting a divorce

@kena_ewuru Anywhere you see an underpriced labour fee, there is a padded quotation.

Bro you drive a GS ba? That module is not up to 100k 🤣

@seanpepisky I Need Your Money, Sir. Fairs? 😅😅😅

I’m an investor today. Pitch yourself to me in a few sentences.

O M O L U A B I. Kosi omo naa. 🫡 PROUDLY Yoruba. Ko si nkan ti iyayin fe se si. 🥹

Another shalaye for your entertainment. 😌 "Fanboy" isn't an insult o. We were all fanboys. If you were a slithering APC agent in 2022, no compass will join us together. You were doing good work. I respected it. I even helped with hints on how to NFT your work. You

@everythingsonia When @AjeboDanny said men are the victim of marriage, this is one angle he was talking about.

90% of women escape poverty through marriage . And 90% of men enter poverty through marriage

Good morning and sorry to interrupt your scrolling. I just want to remind you that this is happening in your country.

Apart from being a model, I’m a PRO barber💈❤️

When you spit shit against the Government, you can easily be tracked but why is so difficult to track these evil boys/men?

God is the greatest ❤️

@lexi_trades1 Almost all relationships are now transactional.

Dating used to be exciting… now everyone is just emotionally exhausted. What changed? 👀

The Attack on the GUO Bus Along Benin–Ore Expressway: Condemnable. I received the devastating report of a violent attack on a GUO transport bus travelling along the Benin–Ore Expressway, where armed kidnappers reportedly ambushed the vehicle, killed the driver, and abducted all