Phil Smith

I am a man of the people #McRib

@IKEAUK Care to explain why there is an old paring knife in my Malskär packaging #ikea #unexpectediteminbaggingarea #ikeauk

Poor turn of phrase

Can anyone actually get on the Thor vs Eddie stream? #ThorVsEddie #segitv

I hope no fight is ever streamed on Segi again #eddievsthor

@ATVIAssist My friend keeps getting this error message which is completely stopping him from playing. 4 support tickets have now been raised and your customer support keep saying there is nothing the matter and closing the ticket Poor customer service This needs sorting

@Hermesparcels do you have a phone number where I can speak to an actual human rather than a robot?

@cerisherwoodx You should try Kim Chi from Costco- game changing

Been craving them micro noodles for weeks I can’t believe they’ve stopped producing them

@TessutiHelpTeam Thank you. I cannot see any option to DM you however

@PhilSmith97 Hello, I am sorry to hear this. In order for me to assist you further please can you DM me confirming your full name, order number and billing address. Thank you :)

@TessutiHelpTeam placed an order on 9th January for a pair of shoes for my girlfriends birthday yesterday but they are marginally too small. Can we exchange for a slightly larger size?

My dog gets walked at least twice a day, has more toys than you’d like to know, gets 3 square meals a day and plenty of treats on top of that and most importantly he is loved very much... but he still looks like he’s auditioning for an RSPCA advert.

oh no

@sophdoeslife @courbellx

moving in together expectations vs reality

Stairway to Heaven might just be the greatest song of all time- change my mind.

@thegrandtour @courbellx

Yes, the next Special will land later this year. Yes, it’s filmed in Madagascar and yes, there will be cars. Yes, we wanted to go to Russia. No, we couldn’t (we all know why). Yes, we will try again. No, we don’t know when. Yes, we will keep you updated. #TheGrandTour

I swear ham manufactures fart in the packets before they’re sealed

@teamtarry @WiCnet You’re very welcome. I knew you’d enjoy it

Taika Waititi hanging out on the set of The Mandalorian, cradling Baby Yoda. Because wouldn't you? (Image: Melinda Sue Gordon /Lucasfilm Ltd.)